A day in Sheffield and Derbyshire

I needed to visit the sex shops and massage parlours of both Sheffield and Derbyshire, so I set out first for Sheffield and got there soon after 11. After topping up the sex shops in the Attercliffe Road, I visited Kittens. This is a parlour run by an old friend of mine, Jackie, a tall slim yet busty larger than life lady who I first came across when I started right back in 1996. She was then running a notable parlour in Maltby near Rotherham. Unusually she had a fruit machine in the establishment. With it you could even win a massage!! She then moved over to Sheffield and then disappeared from the scene for some time until I came across her running a new quite roomy, though pretty downbeat establishment located just around the corner from Sheffield United's ground in Bramall Lane.

http://www.kittensmassage.co.uk

She has now moved to a much more upmarket and tastefully decorated establishment located ocver a double glazing business in Sheffield's massage mile, the Attercliffe Road. I was shown around. The ladies bought a few books and I then headed off to my other calls over on the south side of the city.

There I first visited Cameo, a parlour with a very distinct webaddress, which had been run by a very cheerful ex-bookie by the name of Geoff. He has now passed the business on to one of his top ladies, a cheeky brunette called Chloe and has moved to Thailand where so many ex parlour owners seem to choose to retire to. They were very busy while I was there, but I managed to squeeze in a few minutes with her, she also works, and told her of the developments elsewhere in the country, though she and even I feel after the Winston's/Omega fiasco, she is as safe there from the authorities as anywhere else in Britain, with the possible exception of Edinburgh.

http://www.parlour.co.uk

I then moved on to the Chesterfield Rd. There I firstly discovered "Classic Touch" had closed down. I had had no luck in getting through to them by phone, so since I was in the area I went round to see them at their premises, a flat over a shop there which one accesses from the rear. On enterting the back garden I saw a sign in the window indicating the ladies were no longer there and they had a guard dog to greet anyone foolish enough to make any enquiries regarding them. I left immediately.

My only only other call in the city was to see a lady called Joanne, confusingly a friend of Jo whom I had seen on my way back from Grimsby. She was waiting at the same flat where I had seen Jo. What she wanted to know was whether I could help her publicise her swinging parties, but since they were to be held at this private flat, even if I did a street plan for Sheffield, I could not list it and I explained why. She accepted the situation with grace and so I then headed off towards Derbyshire.

After topping up the books at Junction 29 truckstop near Chesterfield, I headed down cross country, there was an accident on the M1, to La Casas in South Normanton. La Casas is basic to say the least, but they are trying to make it a little more upmarket and Sienna, who had run First Class, now the Hideaway in Selly Oak, is doing her best. I also met a lady who was thinking of moving down to Essex, either Billericay or Southend. She had heard a lot of good things about Clive's place.

From here I ventured over to Director's Lodge in nearby Pinxton. One of the ladies there ventured surprise that I was still operating, but I explained I was not past it yet and was getting regular business from people paying for access to my members' area. There was a particularly striking blonde, who told me she hailed from Stamford and only worked at Director's Lodge on an occasional basis, I enquired as to whether she were an indidual escort the rest of her time, but she disabused me and unsurprisingly, I could not interest her in showing me how well she could perform. I sold her a book, however so the visit had paid some dividends and curiously she said how pleased she had been to have met me!!

http://www.directors-lodge.co.uk

From here it was on to Ceaser's in Codnor, now somewhat confusingly renamed the Director's Lounge, and now run by my old friend Ellie, lately of Pharoahs and Cleopatras in Leicester. Ellie was not there, but the ladies present were very welcoming.

My final call, since I was playing bridge that evening and I had to get over to Telford for 7, was at Enigma in Ripley. Linda, in charge for the day, was on her way out as I arrived, so I had a chat with the ladies. One of them an attractive blonde called Nikita, at least that is her individual working lady name, is listed on Northern Angels and she has been listed by them for some time, until a few months back, being called Britney. Only one review, but she certainly looked as though she had potential.

http://www.enigmaspa.co.uk

I finally got over to Telford for bridge, just in time.

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