A day in Burton-on-Trent and Leicestershire

I decided a day in Burton-on-Trent and Leicestershire, rather than Leicester would be an interesting way to spend the day, and so I set out at 10 to get to my first call in Burton for 11. I got there with no trouble and soon found the modern apartment occupied by my first call, Helena, a mature but very foxy lady, who is simply now a working lady, but who had had the unusual distinction of until recently having run very much a niche market agency called Absolutely Fabulous Mature Escorts, which was based in both Burton and Sutton Coldfield. Unsurprisingly when running this agency she went by the name Patsy. And although boasting raven black rather than blonde hair, she definitely had something of Joanna Lumley about her.

She is only planning on continuing in the business for another six months or so, but operates from a very upmarket modern flat, though perversely on this day the electicity was not on for some reason, though she assured me, it would be back on by noon.

From here I headed over to the town's lone massage parlour, a parlour where a lot of thereapeutic services are on offer. Nicole, the very attractive receptionist recognised me and she very kindly showed me around. I made my notes re their entry and headed off towards my next call in Ashby-de-la-Zouch, the town centre of which was busy with Christmas shoppers. Eventually I found somewhere I could park the car and then I went in to see the ladies at Tasha's, the town's lone parlour. I discovered my old friend Katie, had called it a day, apparently she has fallen in love and after taking the odd photo of the principle massage rooom, I headed off to Coalville, a small town, but one boasting two parlours!!

The first one I visited was the latest one to open, Europa, which is discreetly located in a roomy house on the Scotlands Industrial Estate. No longer associated with the parlour of the same name in Sheffield, they made me very welcome, but the main reason I had visited was to see the proprietor and he was regrettably not around. I left pointing out I hoped to see him on my next visit.

http://www.europanow.net

It was now on to the town's other parlour. There has been a parlour in Hotel St., Coalville for some years and now it is called Fyona's. The two ladies working there on this day were both young, fit and good looking, one an Asian lady by the name of Reema, very much so. Indeed she told me she also had posed for photos in the Sport and recounted an interesting life story. She is also going into parlour management elsewhere several days each week in the not too distant future and suggested I pay the parlour a visit while she is there. It will be interesting doing so.

http://www.fyonas.com

From here I headed via some back roads over towards Shepshed and hence Loughborough. A few years ago, Shepshed boasted two parlours and there were as many as three or even four at one time in Loughborough itself. Now there is nothing in Shepshed and only one in Loughborough itself. I was fortunate in finding the lady behind this parlour, Angie in attendance and the parlour possibly to some extent because it is the only show in town, but also because they have some really good looking talent here now, has become a really top notch parlour. Angie also claimed some of the credit for the transformation. How could I disagree? To my delight she indicated she would be happy to treat me to a session the next time I was in town and even suggested she had just the lady for me. I can hardly wait!!

http://www.clubclassique.co.uk

I now headed down to the south side of Leicester and visited the long standing parlour that is just inside the outer ring road in Saffron Lane. This has had a wide of names and proprietors over the years. It is now called Foxes and the lady who runs it and who was working there that day fitted the bill perfectly, having a very slim foxy body, topped with brown hair. Fay also indicated she would happily show me how good she is at her job, and I realised I had plenty to look forward to on my next trip this way, but time was pressing and I had two more calls in Lutterworth to check out before I headed home.

http://www.foxes.moonfruit.com

Unfortunately fate conspired against me, in so far as both the ladies I hoped to see, the two proprietresses were not around, though I had been told they would be. I talked to one, who was busy Xmas shopping and I could hardly begrudge her that, so I will call in on Lutterworth on my way down to London on Friday.

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