A trip along the South Coast from Bournemouth to Brighton

It had been some time since I had been down in this area, so having rung around extensively on the Monday and Tuesday, I set off early on Wednesday morning and after popping in to Simply Pleasure in Taunton, who had rung me having run out of books, I headed across Somerset via Yeovil down to Dorchester and then along the A35 into Poole and Bournemouth.

My first call was on Serena, who when I had rung her initially did not seem to be that interested in a meeting, but who had obviously changed her mind after our discussion on Monday, since she rang me back.

Entertaining from a modern apartment on the edge of Bournemouth town centre, she was clearly doing okay when it came to personal business, but had recently started organising her VHQ parties and needed a bit of a hand in getting them better publicised. Working with a glamourous selection of ladies, including Lara, whom I met last year and Ellie, who I was also going to meet on this visit, she runs one of the classiest party operations in this corner of the country and I am looking forward to partaking myself the next time I am down this way, though I will have to be careful about my timing, since currently she only throws one party each month.

http://www.serena-bournemouth.com

http://www.serena-bournemouth.com/vhqparties

After successfully concluding my business here, I moved on to my next call on Holly, an attractive professional lady, who does not wish to show her face on any website because of the possible repercussions in her regular job. She entertains from a magnificent almost art deco block of flats, obviously dating from a while back, but which was undoubtedly one of the most unusual blocks I have visited recently. We had first met when she was one of the Bluebird Escorts, who seem to have been the agency to work through a few years back. I have almost lost count of the ladies I have come across who have graduated from their ranks. We had to conclude our business pretty sharpish. since she had a customer on the way, but I got everything done in quick time and left her to get back on with earning some money to pay the rent.

http://www.hollyhamilton2008.co.uk

I now tried to visit Honeys, which is located in a non-descript street near the town centre, where I had arranged to meet up with Clare. Unfortunately she was not around, though I found my old friend Sabrina there, who assured me she was to be found at their sister establisment, Scarlets, which was operating from a house on the other side of the town centre also just inside the ring road. However when I got there I got no answer.

It was now on to Ellie, another VHQ Party girl and former Bluebird Escort, who is based in another modern apartment, but she was busy for the time being, though she suggested I come over later. So I filled in the time topping up two more sex shops with my books and then got around to seeing the last two agencies I had to visit in the town.

The first was Vixens Escorts, another discreet house which offers incall facilities not far from the Sovereign centre. They have been good customers of mine for a while now and I was happy at long last to meet their boss. She suggested I enjoy a session with one of their ladies, the one she particularly recommended being a fit slim mixed race lady by the name of Kira. However I had arranged to meet another agency operation located just around the corner from Honeys and so asked if it would be all right for me to return later. They gallantly indicated that would be fine.

http://www.vixens-escorts.co.uk

The next agency to visit, Erotica Escorts offers incalls from a roomy basement flat also in the town centre and I was warmly greeted by the people running it. I was offered a session with one of their ladies, but with Kira to return to I felt I had better not overdo it. After all I am not superman.

http://www.eroticaescort.co.uk

It was now back to Ellie, who was charm personified and who boasted a delightful body, though she was unnecessarily concerned about her appearance, since she had almost finished for the day and was winding down. After a lengthy chat, she offered to entertain me the following morning at 9.30. I agreed to take her up on her offer and looked forward to it.

http://www.ellieleite.com

I now returned to Vixens and enjoyed an energetic session with Isabella, before heading off to my penultimate call of the day on Abby, an unusual lady, in so far as she is also a budding artist and has seveal of her paintings for sale adorning the walls of her flat. Indeed she is about to have an exhibition of her works soon and she agreed to let me have one of them, that I rather took to.

Having had a pleasant chat with Abby, I now headed off to my last call of the day, a meeting with my old friend Vanessa Coleman, who used to run the town's top parlour, Annabelle's, and who had appeared on the Trisha show with me only a year or so ago. Still living in her old flat, which now has its rent paid for her by the state, after the state took it off her and sold it to her current landlord all to satisfy the assets recovery squad. I cannot see how we, i.e. the taxpayer, did at all well from this exercise, since any money they got from the sale of the flat would have been needed to pay off the lawyers and now we are footing the bill for her rent. Still at least some of Harman's lawyer friends will have profited from the whole procedure.

After a long reflection on recent events and politics, I made my way back to my hotel and got a good night's rest.

The following morning I again headed around to Ellie's flat, where she greeted me and gave me one of the most enjoyable experiences I have had in along while. Her oral technique was simply superb and if her colleagues at VHQ are half as good at their craft as she is, this is undoubtedly the best party operation around for miles.

Before I left Bournemouth I tried Honeys one last time and while Clare was not to be found at their base, she was gracing the top step outside the front door of Scarlets, which it turned out was moving to a new location. She was indeed busy getting everything moved out of this location and transferred over to their new place, so realising my presence was not conducive to getting this job done, I gave her my best wishes and headed out of town towards Southampton.

I had rung numerous ladies and agencies in Hampshire on Tuesday, and lined up plenty of calls, but when I tried them now I had little success, even with Claudia of Allure, one of London's top agencies, though Claudia herself is based in Hampshire. However as I was leaving Bournemouth I got a phonecall from Polly of Winchester and we agreed to meet at a Starbucks in the same mini shopping centre as the town's Sainsbury's. However Starbucks did not have any electrical points, so we migrated in tandem to a roomy pub in a village some miles south of Winchester.

Polly is an unusual working lady, having a full time job, she likes to maintain her anonymity and only works on an outcall basis though throughout Hampshire. An attractive slim brunette in her thirties, one could easily imagine her as a librarian for example, but she is game for all manner of services, even being prepared to take on as many as six men at a time, yet she also has an extensive range of Edwardian underwear and shoes. Definitely a lady for the connoisseur. We finally got my laptop operating and I updated my entry for her. Unsurprisingly she was concerned that other people in the pub might become aware of the website we were accessing and hence what she might do, but I think if anyone did suspect anything, they kept it to themselves. We left it that she would think about my proposal.

The next call I was able to line up was down in Fareham and again we met up in a Sainsbury's car park, though this time it was simply so we could pop across the road to the apartment from which she entertains. Hollie turns out to be one of the many graduates of Hampshire top agency of the first half of this decade, Panache, which unfortunately folded a few years ago. Originally based in Hedge End, she felt she had to move because of the activities of local unemployed female nosey parker, but is finding life here a bit less stressful and with an attractive body and lots of good reviews, she has managed the move without too much inconvenience.

http://www.hollie4u.co.uk

Having conducted my business successfully here, I then headed back towards Southampton, but ended up just making one call on Madeleine, another Panache graduate, but an altogether different kettle of fish from Hollie. Hollie came over as a fun girl, who would give one the time of ones life, but certainly not engage in any deep conversation. Madeleine by contrast comes over as a lady with a lot more depth, and interestingly has been involved in the industry in a variety of ways for some time. However we had to agree to differ politically. When I pointed out the only party on our side was the Lib Dems, her view was that they were too pro Europe. My argument that if we are all put out of work by this government and/or then left in that state by the Tories, what does it matter about Europe, was met by a cheery optimism that things were pretty good in this country and if one works alone, I suppose she has a point. Like Polly she left things open, telling me she was going to think about my proposal.

http://www.celtic-temptress.com

That was it for Thursday, so I headed on to Worthing and my hotel and at first sight Friday looked as unpromising as Thursday had been. However after a good night's rest I then unfortunately found myself targetted by a couple of traffic wardens telling me to move on or get a ticket, I had never before thought of Worthing being a Mecca for the traffic gestapo. I then found my way to my first call of the day, on Jackie who runs a number of parlours, plus an escort agency and apparently now also a gay sauna in the Brighton area, but who lives in Worthing. We had successfully done business when I came down to the area last year and after a hard sell, she had had poor value from some other people she had spent advertising money with, we came to terms re my proposals.

http://www.brightonkittens.com

By now once I got to Brighton and parked my car I had left it a bit late to fit in a visit to Foxy Ladies, where I had been promised a session on the house with one of their ladies. However I had left it that Mistress Dometria my last call of consequence in Brighton would see me between 1.30 and 2. However I had indicated I would be there nearer 1.30 than 2 and Mistress Dometria had now got her appointments worked out assuming I would be there at 1.30. Ringing her at 1.25 from Foxy Ladies, already minus my shirt, she made it clear I had better make it at 1.30 or she would not be able to see me, so I apologised to Isabella, the Danish lady I was about to experience a session with at Foxy Ladies and asked if I could come back in half an hour. She kindly agreed and with the Brighton Dungeon, Mistress Dometria's operation only just up the road, I got up there only minutes after 1.30.

Mistress Dometria is one of the most frightening dommes around, you can tell that just by checking out her website, but we had a very amenable discussion and found quite a lot of common ground for mutual co-operation. Interestingly, like another mistress I know, she is a keen professional kick boxer and frequently helps to promote professional fight events. She was going to be involved in one taking place in Bexhill of all places in early August, called the "Rage in a Cage". And I thought Bexhill was a sedate resort, where the average age of the population was over 70!!

http://www.brightondungeon.com

Then it was back to Foxy Ladies and a very enjoyable session with Isabella, who looked decidedly Latin, but who, it turned out, came from Denmark!! Also it turns out a number of the ladies who used to grace the now unfortunately closed Swallows, including Millie, whose back adorns the poster advertising my books in sex shops, have moved to Foxy Ladies.

http://www.foxy-ladies.co.uk

I now headed over to the town's award winning sex shop, Taboo, where I dropped off a few books, before getting back on to the A23 towards London and then apart from crawling around the M25 between the M3 and the M40, I had a thankfully uneventful car journey back home to the Midlands.

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