Three days on the road going up to Sheffield and then down to London

A long time friend of mine, an American gentleman by the name of Sam was going to be in England and since he had already enjoyed a day on the road with me in Manchester early last year, I thought he might enjoy another day or two before attending a conference in Paris and so I lined up a number of calls firstly in Sheffield, which I had not visited for some time and then en route down to London taking in calls in firstly Cambridgeshire and then Essex.

We set out at 10 and got to our first call on Mistress Tanya in Sheffield at noon. Frankly this was almost a baptism of fire for Sam, since if any mistress can frighten anyone more than Tanya can I have yet to come across them. There has been little in the way of changes to her set up since I last visited her, none so far as equipment is concerned, but she now has a full time slut slave assistant as well as a male maid, both of which surprised my friend. Tight as ever I had no joy when it came to trying to sell her on the idea of paying for a sample entry, but I gave her one last free month to show her the value of paying for such. I can only wait and see. I suppose in a peculiar way I have a soft spot for her, since I have to admit, when it comes to dommes, she is the most magnificent example I have come across, combining a first class body with a superb no nonsense attitude. Definitely a one off.

http://www.mistresstanyaextreme.com

After making our excuses and leaving we popped into two sex shops both in the Attercliffe Road, before headed down to Kittens. Somehow, the proprietress's daughter had not told her mother of our impending visit despite telling me the opposite and they were both on holiday. I no longer get surprised when this happens.

We now drove back into the middle of Attercliffe and parked in Worksop Road, from which we could visit firstly Gems and then GFE Experience. Nobody was available to see us at Gems, but we had more luck with GFE, with Lee game for my proposition.

http://www.gfe-massage.co.uk

After briefly popping in the Diplomat to see Jack, who was absent, though this was mainly a courtesy call, since I had no sale to make here anyway, we headed over to Bluebelles, again to find the boss, John, absent.

http://www.diplomatmassage.co.uk

http://www.bluebellebabes.co.uk

I now visited a new parlour on my own, since this was my first visit here and they were not aware of my visit upfront, the Paradise Studio, located nearer the city centre between the Wicker and Sheffield Parkway. I need not have worried however, the proprietor showed me around and I ran into a lady I had listed as being of note at the 133 in Leeds and a second lady who came from Edinburgh and who had worked at the Gentleman's Club in Comeley Bank with Lauren in her time. The parlour is very luxurious and the staff include some beauties and it definitely shows has potential.

http://www.paradisestudio.co.uk

From here Sam and I headed over to meet Carmel of All Yours Escorts, which operates from a modern flat near Norfolk Park. We had an interesting discussion, but I felt she was more concerned about a possible rip off advertiser who had been bothering her a lot lately.

http://www.allyoursescorts.co.uk

From here it was on to Gleadless Road and Cameo, where I successfully sold them on my sample entry option and Sam got engaged in an interesting conversation with one of the ladies there, which culminated in him being invited to gently smack her on her bottom a number of times, which he obliged her by so doing!! Cameo boasts one of the most distinctive webaddresses in the entire country.

http://www.parlour.co.uk

We now moved on to Classic Touch which has moved a few doors down Chesterfield Rd. When I had last visited it I had not been made particularly welcome, so I went in alone only to meet my old friend Angie, who used to run Mirage. She was there with another lady who was pissed off as hell with the government and their mad assertions that all working ladies are merely working to pay pimps or drug dealers. She was working to help her son through University and considering all the cabinet had had free grants from the government in their day had nothing but contempt for the likes of Harman and Brown. I showed Angie, what I could do for them and had a pleasant chat.

http://www.classic-touch.co.uk

Our last call in Sheffield was on Europa, a parlour with curiously limited opening hours, but a willing workforce. I saw Ning, the boss's wife and we had a successful time sorting out a sample entry, though the remote internet connection to my laptop was difficult at best.

http://www.europanow.net

This concluded our day in Sheffield and so we headed off across to the M1 via Worksop and then down to our hotel near Peterborough. En route we stopped off in Stamford, Lincs, which Sam was interested in visiting having grown up near Stamford, Connecticut. After a pleasant meal at a hotel there we got to our hotel and had a good night's rest.

The following morning after popping into Asda in Peterborough to get some food to last us the day, we headed over to Valentines, probably the most luxurious parlour in East Anglia. The proprietor was there and I made a sale before we headed over to Absolookley, the city's leading sex shop. To my surprise, despite not having visited them for some months, they had not sold that many books and did not need any more and my other call in the city on an agency called Photogirls dematerialised with the lady I needed to see being unavailable because of possible tonsilitis!!

From here we headed on to Cambridge, where Confidential had need for a few more books before we headed back on to the motorway network and down the M11 towards Essex.

Our first call was on Scarlets of Grays, where the boss was away on holiday, but we were made very welcome and I was able to do business with her deputy, also taking some pictures of Clair, who I realised afterwards, I had already photographed in the nude when she was working elsewhere.

http://www.scarletsmassage.org.uk

We now headed over to Billericay and my good friend Clive who runs Billericay Sauna, one of the South East's top parlours. After being greeted by Sarah, their most notable lady, we headed upstairs to be greeted by Clive and a new lady to the business. He has recently got his license to trade renewed, but has been finding business a bit thin on the ground lately, as have most parlours. The downturn seems to have occurred only a month or two back. The credit crunch would appear to be far from over.

http://www.billericaysauna.co.uk

From here we headed over to Hornchurch and a new parlour that had contacted me recently. The Massage Sanctuary operates from a flat over a shop in the High Street, but only with access from the rear. With Julie who runs the operation was Melissa, whose photo I had already used in their entry and after being shown around, I had a very productive chat with Julie, while Sam had an interesting chat with Melissa.

http://www.massagesanctuary.co.uk

With that we decided to call it a day, though Sam had decided to meet up with a crowd of American ladies that evening, so after checking in at our hotel, we set off for Primrose Hill and a pub where five American ladies, mainly bankers' wives, were enjoying the evening. All in all they were a very pleasant crowd, though the most attractive was unfortunately a born-again Christian from Georgia, who was intent on saving me once she knew what I did for a living. I tried to humour her, but she was a hopeless case.

Back at the hotel I bade farewell to Sam, who was heading off to Paris first thing the following morning. On Friday, when I had awoken and had breakfast, I realised that unfortunately I had not made enough plans for the final day and after ringing around I found no one of interest available and after three days on the road driving all the time, I was quite exhausted, so after making a couple of book deliveries in Soho, I headed home getting there around six, having been held up somewhat by the rush hour traffic.

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