Two days in the southern half of Greater Manchester, plus two calls in Cheshire

After last week's success in Birmingham, I decided I needed to go back to Greater Manchester. This was originally one of the most successful areas of the country that I had visited regularly, but with preparing comprehensive guides to the three other regions of the country first, it is an area I have rather neglected recently and what with the existence of a very healthy adult comment website scene in the area, there have been many comments on how out of touch I have become here. I can only say that I am not Superman and working on the adult scene in the rest of the country in some depth, has left me not as much time as I would have liked to devote to this neck of the woods.

Nevertheless with my sample entry option, I felt there was every likelihood of finding a number of parlours interested in taking it up. I had rung around a fair few and while I found a number of the ladies I needed to see were on holiday, I had lined up quite a few calls, and so I set off for Manchester on Tuesday morning. The first call I had lined up was Indulgence in Dukinfield, where I had been told the proprietress was going to be there between 10 and 11. They took little convincing and while I was making my pitch which resulted in a nice sale, I realised I still had the photo of Gina adorning their entry. Gina had been a very notable lady, having appeared on a Granada documentary comparing working ladies in three or four cities around the world, Gina representing Manchester. Furthermore she had also been filmed sitting on a bed with me at the Georgian in one of the documentaries I did. Unfortunately her consumption of various substances, which I feel sure included alcohol, but what else I forget, led to her dying at the age of 38, though she had apparently said she did not think she would get past 35. While she was at Indulgence I had taken a number of photos of her, mainly nude, with my old regular camera and had several copies of each. Not long after her death I had a phone call from her husband who wondered if I could let him have one of each. She had always been a brick, happy to take part in any television programme and so I duly obliged. She had said I was welcome to a session with her whenever I felt like it, but somehow I never got around to it, but that's life. I made a note to change the photo once I was back in the office.

http://www.indulge2.com

From here I decided I would go over to see Donna, who runs Hayley's in Burnage for the inimicable Marcia, one of the best three saleswomen in this business I have come ever across, but who has now decided to take a back seat. However I first decided to get some food from the nearby Asda. There I also picked up a Loot, where I scanned the adverts and discovered Cristal Main, which I had been unable to get through to on the phone. I realised they had not closed down as I had though they might have and since they were not that far away, I headed over to see them. They occupy a roomy former night club in an isolated cul de sac a stone's throw from Jn.1 of the M67. With luxurious premises and no neighbours, they probably have the best location for such an establishment in the whole of Greater Manchester. I was greeted by their receptionist, a very attractive lady but one who no longer entertains there if indeed she ever did. The boss, Steve was there and decided to go for a sample entry and explained that they had had to change phone numbers for some peculiar reason, hence my problems in getting through to them. He has plans for a number of private flats with escorts in attendance in central Manchester and already has an interest in a thriving escort agency in London. I realised that here was someone whom I can cooperate with in future.

http://www.cristal-main.co.uk

From here I went over to Hayley's and had a brief chat about the sample entry option with Donna. She let me know that she would discuss it with Marcia and I left it at that.

http://www.hayleysmanchester.com

I now went over to Didsbury and Karma Sutra, the renamed, and now under new management, Charlotte's. Run now by a lady called Lou, it was looking decidedly smarter than it was the last time I had been here, certainly in keeping with Didsbury which must be the most upmarket corner of this city. She was also keen to go ahead, but was short of cash and did not have either her chequebook or her credit card on her. Sher assured me she would be sending me a cheque shortly. We can only wait and see.

http://www.karmasutrauk.co.uk

From here it was on to the centre of the city to see Georgina at Cloud Nine, who now seems to spend a lot of her time in Turkey and whom I had not seen since 2002 or so. Meanwhile I had a phone call from Princess Lucina, a domme based in the city centre and one on whose voicemail, I had left a message the day before. She was keen to meet me, but was only going to be free for a short time that afternoon. I indicated that I hoped we could arrange a meeting.

http://www.lucifersdarkangel.co.uk

Georgina decided to try out the sample entry idea, though not for Cloud Nine, but for the Empire, her other parlour in Bury. I was then surprised by Georgina offering me a session with Armani, an attractive black lady who had turned up while I was there. Reasonably energetic she gave me a very enjoyable session. By the time I got out however I had missed the opportunity to see Princess Lucina, so I settled for going around to see Barbara at Salon 24. Barbara had been almost bankrupted by the revenue pursuing both her and her business partner for back income tax and V.A.T. and while Barbara had paid up, her partner had done a bunk and was now somewhere in Spain, trying to stay one step ahead of the revenue. Barbara had meanwhile sold the business to a third party and was now there purely in an administrative role. She obviously had to refer my offer of a sample entry to the boss, and I could only leave things at that.

http://www.salon24.co.uk

I now headed over to Daniella's in Swinton and had no joy, the proprietor, Victor, was too busy to see me and suggested I call the following day, which since I was going to be in the area again, I agreed to. I had similar luck when I called at Cupids, where Glen, the boss was busy getting the parlour ready for the evening. I agreed to go and see him the following day. And with that I decided to call it a day and head home.

http://www.daniellas.co.uk

http://www.cupidsmanchester.co.uk

The following morning I had arranged to go and call on Melissa Jones, who runs Salford Incalls. This private flat used to be based on the Salford Quays, but has now moved to a modern flat near Buile Hill Park. When I got there however I found I was in an area where I could not make any mobile calls and when I got to an area where I could all I got was a recorded message, so I headed up to Swinton again only to have similar luck to that I had the day before at both Daniellas and Cupids. Victor was again too busy to see me being about to head off somewhere in five minutes, but Glen was obviously busy, tidying up after last night and was at least apologetic about leading me on a wild goose chase. I had no luck on the phone in contacting Princess Lucina, so I headed over to T.J.'s in Walkden, where T.J. herself is regularly there every Wednesday, or at least every Wednesday bar this one. When I rang her I found she was busy at her regular job and had had to go in unusually this Wednesday. After five duds, it was beginning to feel like this was deja vu all over again.

http://www.tjs-massage.com

With no other calls worth making in the south western half of the city, I rang Mistress Keket, formerly of Crewe, but now based in a detached house on the south side of Northwich. She could see me at 1.10, so I popped over to Morrisons in Eccles and got myself something to eat and headed over towards Northwich, so I could see Mistress Keket. I pulled over in a cul de sac near where she operates and enjoyed the salad I had served myself, did a sudoku and started to listen to the news. At 1.10 I rang her number, but only got a recorded message, but by 1.30, I was able to talk to her and headed around. She now works from a much better equipped house and was interested in my sample entry idea, but only once she has got her new website up and running. It was not my day today.

http://www.mistresskeket.co.uk

I now headed off to Crewe. There are three parlours here where I had thought I would be able to see the people in charge, but at two of them, the relevant people had changed their plans and were not going to be there. My only hope for a sale now rested with my friends at Excell, Cheshire's top parlour. Tina the boss and her husband were there and at long last I had some luck. Tina had had a chat with BBC Radio Stoke, when I had phoned in pointing out the police's new policy of closing down parlours in that city surreptitiously, by targeting the parlours' landlords. The police in Crewe are more reasonable, though she had a costly run in with the tax man recently and when I suggested she might like to take part in a future TV programme featuring myself, Her husband pointed out they would then have a problem explaining themselves to their friends at the caravan park, they spend a lot of time at. Well it makes a change from not wanting to embarrass their children, leading to them being bullied at school!!

http://www.excellsauna.com

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