Three days on the South Coast
I set out for Bournemouth on Tuesday morning, my first call being in the delightful Wiltshire town of Bradford on Avon, where the man behind the print works I have been using recently is based. He has been having problems with his bank and would have been unable to print any more books for me for a month or two, but since I am at least two months away from getting my next book ready, it did not matter so much. We had a useful chat about my plans however and how he can help me and then I set off again for Bournemouth.
I got to the Asda in Canford Heath, around midday and after filling up with diesel rang around, getting through to Graham, an associate of Sable, one of Bournemouth's top escorts. He was confident Sable would be happy to see me, as he had indicated during a phone conversation the previous day, but when I tried to get back to him or through to Sable, I had no further luck that day or indeed the following day. I had more luck with Abby, a Brazilian lady who entertains from a flat in Boscombe and so I headed over to see her.
Abby has an interesting sideline. She keeps busy by painting when not entertaining clients and when I had seen her the last time I was in Bournemouth, I was rather taken by a picture one of many she had had exhibited at Bournemouth Town Hall. To my very pleasant surprise I was offered that very same picture by her when we met at her flat.
I now decided to check out Summers Escorts, which turned out to have incall facilities at the very same flat which had previously hosted Honeys, which had been run by a delightful lady called Claire. You can imagine my surprise when I was greeted there by Joy, whom I was due to see later that evening at her parlour, Vixens. It turned out Claire is no longer with us having committed suicide after the tragic death of a boyfriend and Joy was filling in temporarily running Honeys on behalf of the proprietors, as well as running Vixens. Some times words simply are not enough.
http://www.summersescorts.co.uk
I had a pleasant chat with the two ladies entertaining there that day and I then headed over to Vixens now located in a flat over a shop in Boscombe. Joy was there and after concluding my business with her, she offered me the opportunity to sample a session with either of the ladies there, who both looked delightful. One however had only just started working in this industry and was a little self conscious about how I might find her standard of performance, but the other lady, a slim yet shapely brunette by the name of Sadie had no such worries and gave me as enjoyable a time as I could have hoped for. No parts of her body were off limits and I left thoroughly satisfied.
http://www.vixens-escorts.co.uk
Abby had intimated that she would have been happy to have come around to my hotel room and entertained me, but I was now awaiting a visit to my hotel from an old school friend who lives in the Bournemouth area and we duly met up and went out for a very enjoyable curry at a town centre Sri Lankan restaurant!
After a good night's rest, the following morning I headed off to see Serena, who used to host VHQ Parties, one of the area's top adult party operations and one of which I had attended the last time I had been in Bournemouth. These have temporarily been suspended and I also learnt to my regret that one of the stars there, a lady with an abundance of stamina, Ellie, the oral queen of Bournemouth has hung up her g-string and retired. After a pleasant chat it was left that she would get back in touch when she was going to resume holding the parties.
http://www.serena-bournemouth.com
Before leaving home, I had made contact with Lola, a longstanding regular part of the Bournemouth scene, but who was these days entertaining from a house in Poole, occasionally entertaining with Bonnie of Blandford Forum, who divides her time between Poole and Blandford. But despite numerous attempts, I did not get through to her while in the Bournemouth area and decided after popping into the town's two sex shops to head off to Portsmouth where I was due to meet up with Dion and Debbie of Candi Shop Escorts.
When I finally found my way to Dion and Debbie's flat, I was very surprised. The last time I had met up with them, they had been operating from a small non descript terraced house in the Kingston area of Portsmouth. Now they occupy a penthouse flat with magnificent views over to Gosport, back into Portsmouth Harbour and over to the Isle of Wight. Indeed one can see people on board the numerous ferries plying their way back into and out of the harbour. It was where the Falklands ships returned to in 1983 and is one of the most remarkable locations, I have had the pleasure to visit in recent years. I was also treated to a session with one of the most attractive ladies I have come across in recent years. Mercedes used to work as an exotic dancer at one of the branches of "For your eyes only", the noted chain of poledancing establishments.
http://www.candishopescorts.com
I concluded my business with Dion and Debbie and then headed back to Southampton, where I had a number of books to deliver to the remaining sex shops there. Regrettably the number of sex shops all over Britain has been in rapid decline recently, with, I discovered on this trip, closures in Bournemouth, Southampton, Portsmouth, Andover, Hove, Camberley and Reading. Unsurprisingly the councils, who used to regard handing out licenses to sex shops as a way of printing money, have now come to realise they face the possibility of losing their business rates with shops simply closing for good, even if they substantially reduce their license fees and just when they are feeling the squeeze from the national government.
I rang around a few ladies I had hoped to meet up with but I got no answer from Jaydan of Portsmouth and the Celtic temptress, Madeleine of Southampton, both of whom had contacted me expressing an interest in seeing me, when I was nowhere near the south coast, but who now appeared to be on holiday. Meanwhile I had found before leaving home that Annalise of Waterlooville, who had e-mailed me last year to suggest I revisit her to once again sample her delights, had called it a day, so after ringing a few other possibilities without any success, I headed off to my hotel to await two more of the Candi Shop escorts, whom Debbie was intent on my experiencing while down here.
http://www.jaydan.moonfruit.com
http://www.celtic-temptress.com
At my hotel that evening, I was entertained by Tiffany and Whitney, who were both very energetic and who just like Mercedes did not hold back with regard to making my experience of the two of them as enjoyable as I could have hoped for.
The following day started off miserably with a steady downpour all the way along the A27 into Brighton, where the day got even worse, where after I had made a decent sale to Taboo in Surrey street there, I found my front passenger tyre flat and when I tried to remove the wheel having removed the wing nuts, I found it had well and truly rusted on to the axle, the same problem I had had in Swansea a year or two back. The AA arrived and helped me out and then I headed on to Crawley where I dropped off a few books and then Aldershot where the sex shop there was short of funds.
I had hoped that I might have met up with Mistress Rose of Farnborough, a very notable domme, but she was clearly busy and so I contented myself with finishing off my three day sojourn at Playgirls of Camberley, formerly known as the Playgirls Penthouse and one where the ladies are to put it bluntly gorgeous. Not only that they are also, or at least the one I saw, Paris, bloody good at their craft. Paris, a delightful blonde with a first class body is based locally, in Berkshire, but had worked at both Sandy's in Manchester and the House of Divine in Milton Keynes, probably the two establishments in England, where one can be sure of ladies who are both very attractive and very competent. I get the feeling Playgirls of Camberley is almost in their league if not already in it.
http://www.playgirls-massage.co.uk
And with that I headed home travelling slowly because I had the spare temporary wheel on and consequently getting back a little later than I had intended.
12/02/2011
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