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Two days in Essex and Kent

Not having visited this corner of Britain for a while I thought it high time I checked the area out and so having lined up plenty of calls I set out on Tuesday morning aiming at getting to my first call in Harlow for 11a.m. En route I got a text telling me the lady I going to see, Chelsea, was not going to be around until 11.30. so I stopped off at a service station near Cambridge and bought an Anglia Admag, so I could check out advertisers in advance of my trip to East Anglia in a weeks time, and then had a fairly event free journey until I got into Harlow, when I ran into some roadworks. These did not delay me unduly and I got around to Chelsea's apartment only a few minutes late. It looked pretty bleak from the outside, but I found it was quite tastefully decorated once I got inside.

We concluded our business without further ado and then I headed off to Chelmsford. Here I first visited the town's two independent sex shops, before I popped into Scarlet's a flat that has carried on business for some time, without annoying the authorities.

It was now on to Southend, where I was due to meet up with Steve who runs the town's leading escort agency, Girls 4 You. He lives in the east of the town, near Southchurch Rd., and we met in a pub on the Southchurch Rd., the White Horse. He was busy looking for new flats from which his ladies could work and is even considering flats as far away as Brighton and aims at coming up with ladies throughout Essex, Kent and East Anglia. Business was not as good as it had been, obviously because of the recession, but the old problem of finding decent girls had gone to a large extent, with lots of ladies made redundant in conventional jobs looking to earn money as escorts. We had a successful chat and then we parted company.

http://www.girls4you.com

I now popped into Harmony, Greater Southend's leading sex shop, and one of a small chain based in Bournemouth. The man running the shop, a charming gentleman by the name of Marco, told me he would speak to head office and get back to me.

I now headed on to Leigh-on-Sea and Little Devils. Unfortunately, Sue, the lady I needed to see here, was not around, so I then moved on to Hadleigh and Intim Eurostyle, a sex shop that has not needed to get a license from the council here but which nevertheless, like many other sex shops was feeling the pinch. After leaving them some books, I now headed on to Nikki's in Basildon.

http://www.little-devils.co.uk

On knocking on the door, I did not get an answer, so I went back to my car and rang them. It turns out they only open the door to people they are expecting. Nikki, like Sue was not around and so having been told both these ladies would be, I was beginning to feel a little cheesed off. My luck did not get any better when I visited the Adult Store in Grays, who were also finding business pretty dire.

This concluded my firt day in Essex and Kent, and so I headed now over the Dartford Crossing and on to my hotel, as usual, a Travelodge, this time on the M2.

The following morning my first call was on the sex shop, Playtime in Bluetown, an unusually named corner of Sheerness. As usual after a pleasant chat with Mick there, and leaving them a few more books, I headed over to Aylesford and a very classy, spacious and unusually decorated sex shop called Vibez. Unfortunately while it is a delightful and tidy shop from the shoppers point of view, the stock room was not so tidy and we could not, in the absence of the boss, find all of my books, so I ended up simply leaving them a few of my new agency guidebook, before I headed into Rochester to see Jean at "A Touch of Class". Unfortunately she is between locations, the last flat she had occupied having suffered from a flood from an upstairs neighbour. She will soon however be back at a modern flat in a discreet corner of this town and so she agreed to contact me again then.

I now went on to my most notable call of the trip on Mistress Demonic in Northfleet, the western end of Gravesend, not far from the vast Bluewater Shopping Centre. She occupies a spacious terraced house with a surprisingly large cellar which she has converted to corrective use. And in there she has some custom made facilities, I have simply not come across anywhere else. We had a long chat and it is clear she and I will be able to co-operate in the long term. Interestingly she told me she had had Max Mosley as a customer on several occasions, and that the claims of an orgy during his session with Mistress Abi and Mistress Switch was pure hogwash, the sub who gave evidence in court relating to this matter, being a lady who had worked extensively with Mistress Demonic and is a lady definitely not interested in supplying intimate personal services to anyone.

http://www.mistressdemonic.com

After a long chat with the mistress, I left heading over to Essex again and got to what turned out to be my last call on Clive of the day at Billericay Massage about 2.30. We had an interesting chat. It turned out his brush with the authorities had cost him dearly financially, as it had no doubt also cost the taxpayer. No charges had been brought, a lot of taxpayers money spent to no avail and a lot of police time wasted, which could have been spent looking into burglaries etc. Then again the lawyers did well out of it. It put me in mind of a reflection on society from Dave Allen, who pointed out that the MPs and lawyers had a very cosy racket. The lawyers would get elected to parliament as MPs, pass a load of laws and then when slung out of parliament at the next election could rely on plenty of business from all the laws they passed. Although recently and we have had so many new laws passed recently, the MPs have been former schoolteachers like Jacqui Smith, rather than lawyers. There must be a lesson there somewhere, though I am not sure what it is. And meanwhile for Clive, business is still only slowly just recovering. He did indicate however that he would probably be able to resume doing business with me the next time I called in another six to nine months.

http://www.billericaysauna.co.uk

I had planned on visiting a sex shop in Hertford on my way back, but I missed the turn off, off the M25 and wanting to get back in good time decided to head on home, getting back in reasonable time, after I popped in on Kandy's in Telford.

http://www.kandys.co.uk

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