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I set out for Yorkshire reasonably early and got to my principle call of the day on Winston's in Leeds a tad early, so I settled down to some sudoku. After a while I tried contacting the reception from the entry door at the rear and was admitted shortly thereafter. I then met up before long with Jasper, John and a new gentleman who appears to be the new person running the show. We had a long chat about the complex legalities of the industry and they showed me a load of photos of the results of the raid they had from the police the previous October, in particular of an ATM machine the police wrecked in their search for money. As usual a year on the situation resulting from the raid has not ben resolved, though interestingly the proprietors of Winston's are now fighting back taking the police to court.

http://www.winstonsmassageparlour.co.uk

I now popped over to Asda in the York Road and whilst there rang and found myself having a chat with Mistress Davina at the Chambers of Depravation near Leeds/Bradford Airport. She would love to have seen me, but was otherwise occupied, buit I feel I will find myself being able to check it out before too long. I now headed down to Dewsbury, where I hoped to call on both Stilettos and the Office. It is bizarre how Leeds is now down to just Winston's and a couple of one lady at a time parlours, whilst nearby Dewsbury has got three regular parlours now!

Parking just around the corner from Stilettos, I gave them a ring and was invited inside. The new proprietor informed me that the lady who used to run it all those years ago, when I started out is at death's door. This saddened me because Stilettos, when I started out was known as Sunshine Supertan and was run by a lady I knew as Elaine. Apparently and unsurprisingly, this was just a name she used and not her real name, but she was one of just a handful of parlour bosses that took me seriously back in 1994, when I started covering the nation's adult services in my books. Now it is run by an amiable individual by the name of Adrian, and we quickly came to a successful conclusion regarding doing business. The top lady there is undoubtedly Bella, who curiously I had talked to many years ago, when she started working there and who very much appreciated what I told her then, though I cannot for the life of me remember this conversation. Whilst I was there I found myself talking to her over the phone and Bella, who lives in York, was so affected by our conversation all those years ago, that she wants to take me out for a meal, when I am next in the city!

http://www.stilettosdewsbury.co.uk

I now went over to the other side of the town centre and visited Dewsbury's latest parlour, the Office. They have been having website problems, at one time it had even been taken over by some extreme islamic nutters, but they are getting back on top of their problems and I had a very agreeable chat with heir boss, the lovely Elle. We quickly concluded our business and I then headed home, having had a pretty successful day for a change.

http://www.theofficeelite.com

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