A day in Birmingham

After quite a gap, I am finally back on the road. Over past weeks, I have been busy first of all producing a new book and then finding, furnishing and equipping a new office suite to which I have now moved my business. Then I was interviewing potential assistants and finally attending Erotica, but with the new book having arrived and my assistant Hazel now well into the swing of what I need her to do, I can finally get back to doing what I so enjoy, checking out the nation's adult services, and making some money.

I decided to have a day in Birmingham and set off reasonably early and after dropping off my home computer, which has been having virus problems for some time, at the computer shop in Stafford at which I have left it twice already, I got into Birmingham just after 11.

I kicked off by popping into the sex shop in Coventry Road, Hay Mills, where I left them some of my new book, and then I popped into Stars, run by my old friend Joy. We had a chat about how things were and I explained a new project I had in mind, in which she was quite interested.

http://www.sexystars-massage.co.uk

I had a similar conversation then with the receptionist at the Garden of Eden, located just down the road from Stars and then I headed out to Ladybirds in Sheldon, where I met Tina, the boss, who like most parlour supremos in this city was finding the recesssion a thorough pain in the neck.

http://www.gardenofeden-massage.co.uk

Immediately after I left I found an Asian gentleman knocking on my car window and on winding it down, he asked if I was George McCoy. I told him indeed I was and then sold him of of my latest books!

I was now going to head over to Acock's Green and see Paris, but when I got to Fox Hollies Road, she was just about to see a customer, so instead it was agreed I would see her on her day off, a Wednesday, at her home in the not too distant future.

http://www.xratedparis.co.uk

I now headed on to Hall Green and an establishment that was called Charms, but which should now perhaps be called Charm. This is becuase it was a spacious flat over a shop there frequented by a number of ladies and run by a charming veteran of the industry, Lisa. Now however it is just Lisa on her own, though she has not yet given up on the idea of having other ladies working with her. We had a long chat about the industry and how it has changed over the years. She thinks it has changed more than I do.

http://www.charms1.co.uk

I had now planned on visiting a new private flat with a lot of good reviews located in Moseley intriguingly called The Pump. However the lady I needed to see was on her way out, so instead I headed over to Stirchley and Annabels, which alone amongst Birmingham parlours, boasts quite an impressive dungeon, which I was shown around. As is so often the case, the proprietor was not around, so having taken some photos, I headed on to Selly Oak and Manyana.

http://www.thepump-massage.co.uk

I found my old friend Rachel at Manyana and again came across a lady not only worried about how thin business was on the ground, but also the attitude of the local authority. I next rang Penny at Penny's Total Therapy, but found, she was busy interviewing potential recruits and was leaving as soon as she had finished, so after having similar luck on ringing Sandy at Just 4U in Halesowen, I headed over to the Bearwood end of the Hagley Road and two establishments located there.

http://www.girlsjustforyou.co.uk

The first one I visited was a new private flat located in the basement floor of a converted warehouse, Elite Girls Massage. Spacious and very upmarket and boasting some quite delightful looking ladies, I was shown around and had a very interesting discussion with the receptionist there. I then went on to Bunny's, the new name for the former Cuddles. The ladies there were all from eastern Europe but were all clearly working there out of their own free will and the lady who showed me in who was the only working lady then free was obviously disappointed I did not want a massage, if I had to pay for it, but they told me they would contact the boss re my visit.

http://www.elitegirlsmassage.co.uk

http://www.bunnys-sauna.co.uk

This only left one final call, and I now headed into the city centre and parked across the road from Blue Ice, one of the most unusual parlours in the whole country, since to get into it, one ascends in a lift, which one accesses from a small room one enters from the street and on leaving the lift one finds oneself in one of the most luxurious parlours in the city. I was greeted by the receptionist, who promptly offered me a complimentary session, so after I explained my latest project, I awaited the arrival of Emily, a busty, very energetic brunette, who then proceeded to show me why she is currently Blue Ice's top lady.

I now popped around to a number of the city's top sex shops and having topped them all up, I headed home, getting to my surprise a phone call from Marco, the boss at Bunny's, inviting me to meet up with him the next time I am in Birmingham.

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