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A first day with the two new books in South Yorkshire

Having taken delivery of my two new regional guidebooks, covering in one Yorkshire and Lancashire and in the other the North of England, Scotland and Ireland, I needed to get out on the road and get them on sale in those areas. I had already booked hotel rooms for trips up to Newcastle and central Scotland, so before then, I decided to visit Yorkshire or rather to start visiting Yorkshire with a day in Sheffield and Doncaster.

I had hoped to kick off the day with a visit to Jayne, who is based in Aston to the south east of Sheffield, but en route I got a phonecall telling me she was going to be busy, so after dropping off some books at the Junction 29 truckstop near Chesterfield, I rang Jenna, who agreed to meet me at 11 at an upmarket pub on the A6135 between Renishaw and Mosborough. So I popped up to Asda in Handsworth, where I used the self-payment area and while there a young Asda worker had a mishap with refilling the machines ending up with pound coins going everywhere. One almost hit me, but other Asda people rushed to his assistance and I left them to it.

http://www.janeofsheffield.com

I got down to the pub just before 11 and rang Jenna who told me she would be there soon. I polished off a sudoku while waiting and just as I finished it, she arrived. A tall blonde in her late thirties, obviously boasting a first class body, she works as a sometimes model and also on Fridays offers herself and on Wednesdays herself and a younger though equally good looking lady on an incall basis at a flat in Chesterfield. She told me she had met me before and she did look vaguely familiar. It was only on my way home it occurred to me, I had visited her at a Premier Inn by the M18 Jn.1. Curiously I had also done some filming in their car park for my 2001 Channel 5 documentary - Massage Parlours - The Real McCoy. I had no luck selling her on the idea of a sample entry, but she indicated, she and her colleague would like to entertain me the next time I was Chesterfield way on a Wednesday. I can hardly wait.

By the time we left, it was gone 12, so I decided to top up with the new book, another truckstop, again by Junction 1 of the M18, where I could ring Alicia of Doncaster, who also wanted to see me. After filling up with diesel at Asda in Doncaster en route, I arrived at her working house in Armthorpe to find her there. She was feeling a bit under the weather, but although in her forties, she looks bloody good and like Jenna, was keen to show me how well she could perform, though not this day.Our business discussions went well and then I headed back to Sheffield to first see Mistress Tanya, who was still looking her usual delightful self and was keeping busy.

http://www.mistresstanyaextreme.com

After topping up Attercliffe's sex shops I headed on to Kittens, though as usual, Jackie, was not there, although her daughter Stacey was. I pointed out what I could do for them and left it to Stacey to convey these details and my best wishes to her mother. I now headed on to the Paradise Studio, where I had been told Adrian the boss would be around, when I had rung the day before. But nobody knew where he was. One of the ladies there, a shapely brunette called Layla, who had worked at Ceaser's in Codnor in her time indicated she would be happy to entertain me if I felt like it. Not knowing how the rest of the day would pan out, I told her I would consider it.

http://www.paradisestudio.co.uk

I now headed back into Attercliffe and popped into Gems, where I sold them a book. I have never met the boss, Barbara, though I have met Susie, who has worked there mainly as a receptionist, on several occasions. She informed me that Barbara was over at their new place, Peaches, which occupies the premises of the former Bluebelles in Darnall Road. However by the time I got there, Barbara was on her way home. I sold a book, to the two young ladies who were working there and then headed back to the Paradise Studio. Layla was free and gave a very enjoyable time. She certainly puts her all into her craft and left me breathless.

http://www.gemsmassage1.co.uk

http://www.peaches1.co.uk

Having now seen as many people as I could in Attercliffe, I now headed to the other part of the town where there were people to see - the Chesterfield Road. I kicked off by popping into Simply Pleasure there and then I popped into the Classic Touch, a flat with mainly mature staff over a closed down shop a little further down the road. The lady I needed to see was on her way out as I arrived, so I headed off to my last call in the Chesterfield Road, Europa, where ironically most of the staff now are Thai. After a brief and successful call I now headed off to my last call of the day to Cameo in Gleadless Rd.

http://www.classic-touch.co.uk

Chloe, who had been running Cameo since Geoff headed off to Thailand has apparently called it a day, but a new lady has been installed in charge and we had a pleasant chat, before I headed out on to the motorway and back home.

http://www.parlour.co.uk

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