A day in the Wirral and North Wales

Having had a busy time in the office with my new assistant since I came back from York the previous week, I thought it was high time I got out on the road again and decided on a day visiting both the Wirral and North Wales, where I knew I had a few sex shops to top up with my new book if nothing else.

I kicked off the day in Birkenhead topping up Scandals. Unsurprisingly their new sister shop in Ellesmere Port had not lasted, but to my surprise a new one in Liverpool has opened. With so many sex shops closing down it is pleasant at long last to find a shop bucking the trend.

It was now on to Mr. Magoo's, Birkenhead's lone parlour and one that has been around a fair time. Here again I found a notable improvement with the always spacious premises now looking a treat. When I had last been here I had endured a session with one lady and I say endured not because of any shortcomings on the part of the lady, but because they had an old fashioned spring mattress and to say the least, it was not comfortable. Thankfully they have spent a lot on making this a parlour now well worth visiting, the spring mattresses are gone, replaced by very upmarket and very comfortable beds and each room now boasts flat screen televisions on the walls showing adult movies. And the ladies are as good as ever.

http://www.mr-magoos.co.uk

From here I headed back down the Wirral and I now visited Ellesmere Port, where I found both the parlours I was going to visit shut, so I now popped down to Wrexham and visited and topped up the sex shop there. I now decided to visit Rhyl, where a very notable new working lady had expressed an interest in meeting me. Rachel is distinctive in a couple of unusual ways. Firstly she is from South Wales and is fluent in Welsh, though how much use that would be in basically English speaking Rhyl, I wonder. But uniquely in my experience she has adopted one of the new coalition's suggested practices, she endeavours to get her clients, when paying to make an extra donation to her favourite charity, something I have not come across anywhere else.

Unfortunately however on ringing from Wrexham, I found she was off on an outcall and would be gone for the next two hours. Well business always has to come first, so I simply topped up the town's lone indie sex shop when I got there and then headed back towards Chester calling in on both Savannah in Bagillt and Temptations in Flint. However I struck out here as well, with Savannah feeling a bit under the weather and the lady I had hoped to see at Temptations now unavailable.

So I now headed back to Ellesmere Port, where I found both parlours now open. At Top Class I was greeted warmly by Bonnie, who informed me to my sad surprise that their sister parlour, First Class in Cheyney Rd., Chester had closed. Apparently the landlord there was getting greedy, thinking parlours were rolling in money and in this recession, that is not a wise policy.

At the Office, by contrast, which had always been a rather pokey parlour, when I had rung the previous day, the receptionist I indicated I would be very welcome. On turning up it was initially suggested I come back fifteen minutes later, it is that pokey, there is not even anywhere to wait, and then they were not interested in talking business any way. A complete waste of time.

And with that I headed home.

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