A trip taking me around four counties

I had lined up a number of calls in four counties starting in Milton Keynes in Buckinghamshire, my first call was going to be on Nicole, a lady who had very impressively entertained me some years ago, indeed she was one of the very first working ladies to treat me to a complimentary service and performed magnificently. At that time she was operating in Newport Pagnell, but now was entertaining from a modern apartment very conveniently located for the M1 Jn.14.

www.du-papillon.co.uk

When I rung her she had expressed great interest in advertising with me. She even texted me her address in advance, so I was disappointed to say the least when en route I got a text from her indicating she was now going to be busy with a booking at the time we had agreed to meet, but being realistic, I realised these things happen and so after checking where she was operating from, I headed on to my next call, which involved topping up Milton Keynes lone indie sex shop, Foxy Lady in Fenny Stratford. They had moved a fair number of books, so I rang their sister shop in Bedford and found they needed some as well, so since my next calls were going to be in North Bedfordshire, I headed over to Bedford and topped up the shop en route.

I now headed over to Sandy and one of the country's most distinctive sex shops, Adult Pit Stop, located in what was once obviously a roadside restaurant of some kind, a Happy Eater or Little Chef perhaps, located on the A1 going northbound away from the town. Having topped them up with books I then visited Mistress Paris in nearby Biggleswade. She sees her slaves in her garage, which contained a fair bit of equipment, but she realises she needs more room and is planning on moving from her home soon, so whether she will be in Biggleswade or Sandy or wherever in the long term is currently up in the air.

Mistress Paris told me of an interesting outfit located a few miles to the north of Sandy and since I was going next up the A1 to Peterborough, I thought I would check it out. She told me the Vanilla Alternative was a gay establishment, but on getting there it turned out to be an enormouse Swinging Club, which also featured a marquee out back which was used as a venue for Skin Two balls. They had had a well equipped dungeon in the cellar, but it had ended up with two feet of water in it during a recent deluge and so they had moved a magificent cross up the main floor and where they would have their corrective services located in future was still in the air. I am thinking of extending the website to cover swinging venues in future, so I bade them farewell, though Au Revoir might have been more appropriate.

www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk

My next calls were up the A1 in Peterborough, where I was topping up another sex shop and visiting the best parlour in all East Anglia, Valentines. When I got there hoping to see Shelly, who had indicated she would be there all day, I found she was only coming in later, when I had to be elsewhere, so I indicated I would return and headed now for Northampton, where I had an appointment for 4pm. I decided to go by a somewhat circuitous route taking in the A47 and then going down the A43 past Corby and Kettering. I did this so I could revisit Geisha Escorts, an elaborate outfit operating from a luxury country house some miles to the west of Peterborough. On getting there I was let in through their remotely controlled gate and greeted by my old friend Paul, who runs the establishment. However the news was bad. Some potential clients, in trying to find the house and it is not the easiest place to find, were knocking on neighbours doors and this eventually led to the local authority becoming aware of the establishment, demanding that Paul applied for planning permision and of course he did not get it. He now lives there alone with his swimming pool and lovely grounds, but alas, no nubile young ladies and Geisha escorts is now history.

www.valentinespeterborough.co.uk

I now headed on to my main appointment of the day, a session with Miss Cameo, Northampton's top dominatrix. An engaging and attractive lady, Miss Cameo has an interesting history, having started out as a submissive, where she was associated with Master El Diablo and Mistress Valkyrie, a statuesque Czech domme with a fearsome reputation from her time at OWK back in the Czech Republic and the three even appeared in an hour long documentary which was on the tele some years ago, and which I caught the end of. She is about to feature on the cover of my second national guide to corrective services and had agreed to give me a taste of what it is like to serve her. She boasts a very informative website, where she even has a DVD available called Miss Cameo's revenge. It might have been an idea on my part to have checked this out in advance of my visit.

The only minor downside to the session, was that she had had her computer crash and had lost all her e-mails. Unusually she had asked me to send her an e-mail detailing how I would like the session to develop and I sent her a quite detailed roleplay scenario, which I now had to recall and then go over once more. This was little trouble and she then in a very comprehensive manner went over all the things she could do and whether they were to my taste and indeed checked on any medical problems I might have potentially had. This is a very professional mistress and I was duly impressed. And once the session got under way, I was even more impressed as she soon had me writhing in a delightful mixture of agony and ecstacy for a full hour. Amongst the various dominatrixes I have experienced session with over the years, Miss Cameo stands out as one of the best two I have ever seen.

www.misscameo.com

I now headed back to Peterborough, where I met up with Shelly at Valentines and showed her my plans for the website and made a sale. I now started off for home but realised I could possibly pop in and see my friends at Simply the Best in Oakham, the only instance of adult services of any kind being available in Rutland, England's smallest county. I did not get a ringtone, so I tried the mobile of the lady who runs it, only to discover it shut a year or so ago. And not because of the authorities taking a dim view of it, but simply because business had dried up because of lack of trade. If Harriet Harman were still involved in running the country she could reflect that she was still successful in her war against the adult services industry, not because of any of the legislative diarrheoa that her crowd subjected us to, but simply because of the recession she helped bring about. And she probably does not even care. And even sadder for me was that this meant the end of sixteen years of adult services in England's smallest county, since bizarrely the county boasts no other parlours, or ever has had any agencies, working ladies or corrective services of consequence. A sad end.

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