A day spent mainly in Milton Keynes and Northampton

Having rung around on Tuesday, I had lined up enough calls, a mixture of sex shops and parlours, with one dominatrix, Miss Cameo, to see in Northampton, who had offered to show me how well she can interact with her clients psychologically. What one has to remember is that domination is all about controlling the client's mind. However while on my way to my first call in Milton Keynes, while stuck in one of those jams on the M6 that suddenly dematerialises, she texted me to tell me she was having problems with a very painful ear and was simply not up to it, so it was just sex shops and parlours this day. And having had a perforated eardrum myself many years ago I could sympathise.

http://www.misscameo.com

My first call was on one of the newly reorganised Milton Keynes parlours. Until recently the places to visit in Milton Keynes were the three Houses of Divine, plus Annabella's Escorts, which is associated with Divine and the independently operated Madam Becky's Kittens, though one should not forget the long established Shadows in Bletchley and the Deluxe Lounge, which started quietly but which has been getting an increasing number of reviews lately.

Indeed apart from Manchester, Milton Keynes probably gets more reviews than any other town in the United Kingdom, but the House of Divine is no more, or to be precise has changed into a notable private flat in South Kensington and the couple who ran the Divine show have also taken over Madam Becky's Kittens, Madma Becky herself having quietly retired and has handed down three separate and competing establishments to three new teams. I was here this day to introduce myself to Milton Keynes' new operators.

My first call was on Milton Keynes Escorts, an operation of that name having briefly flourished as a bona fide escort agency as part of the Divine conglomerate, but the new Milton Keynes Escorts is simply a private flat in central Milton Keynes, though it is one with both friendly management and some very competent staff. I was treated to a session with Hannah, a slim typically energetic Brazilian, who was not too energetic. One of the problems with some ladies from South America is they just go too fast, but this lady paced the session very well and I emerged both relaxed and satisfied.

http://www.miltonkeynesescorts.com

After concluding my business with the proprietors of Milton Keynes Escorts, I now headed over to Annabellas, who curiously are located only a hundred yards away from and in the same block as Milton Keynes Escorts. Annabellas used to operate from an unusual building adjoining a car park in Fenny Stratford, but like MK Escorts, with new proprietors has come a metamorphosis into a another central Milton Keynes townhouse operation.

On arrival my eye was caught by Anna, a beautiful slim yet busty blonde, apparently from the Czech Republic. I was offered yet another session, but had to decline. I am not as young as I used to be, but must get back to Milton Keynes before too long to act on that raincheck re Anna.

http://www.annabellasescorts.com

After concluding my business with the proprietors here, I now headed off to Foxy Lady the town's lone indie sex shop and after topping them up with books and filling up the car with diesel nearby, I headed back to central Milton Keynes and the last Divine subdivision, Madam Becky's Kittens, which had been a notable independent operation under Madam Becky, the last time I had been in the town. Briefly part of the Divine conglomerate, it is now once again an independent operation, but Madam Becky is no more and the lady running it, is currently 9 months pregnant, plus having a very busy day and some minor problems with staff, so she could not see me. Hopefully she will have given birth and be having a less hectic day the next time I am in Milton Keynes.

http://www.madam-beckys-kittens.com

As I was about to leave the town I got a phone call from a lady I know well who recently ran a successful private flat in Glasgow. She told me a disturbing story, which I was already somewhat aware of, that the new chief constable of Strathclyde, while also offering his civilian staff the possibility of voluntary redundancy, so as to cut his costs, has also been involved in organising expensive mass raids on parlours and flats in Glasgow, leading to the closure of nearly all the parlours, there were eleven in 1996, and a ding dong situation re the private flats, with new ones opening as others are raided and closed down. Three ladies now working on their own, to stay on the right side of the asinine laws we have in this country, have apparently been seriously assaulted and all the city needs is a new nutter killing working ladies and just like in West Yorkshire, he might then wonder why he decided it was such a good idea to close the parlours down, not that I imagine he will be unduly concerned with his, by then, inflation proof pension. One wonders whether they will ever learn. And only a few miles away in Edinburgh, the local council has licensed similar establishments, leading to considerable revenue for the local council and virtually no street scene. One feels there is a lesson for Glasgow there somewhere.

I now headed off to Northampton. My first call was due to be on La Rosa Escorts, who operate from a modern flat to the south of the town centre. However, no one was home and when I rang Lou who runs the operation, it turns out she was at their sister operation in Kettering, of which I was not even aware. We agreed that I would try her again on the phone when I had finished my other calls in the town.

http://www.larosa-escorts.co.uk

After I topped up a sex shop in the town, I headed on to Northampton's best Thai establishment, Thai Palace. This town has a plethora of Thai parlours and I had successfully done business with this place on two previous occasions. However Tipi the boss was in Thailand, but nevertheless I was able to successfully conclude my business with her deputy, after I had had a brief chat with Tipi over the phone.

http://www.thaipalacemassage.co.uk

After I failed to get back in contact with Lou, that was it for Northampton, so I now headed off to my last two calls. The first was on Lutterworth's Victoria House, certainly the best parlour in the Midlands, if not the whole country, where I topped up their selection of books.

http://www.victoriahouse.uk.com

My final call was at a sex shop in Leicester, that had contacted me some time ago re needing books and with that, after some difficulty getting out of Leicester because of rush hour traffic, I got onto the motorway system and got back home finally soon after 7p.m.

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