A day in the East Midlands, visiting no fewer than seven towns or cities!!

Having rung around at length on Wednesday throughout the East Midlands, I had lined up no fewer than nineteen calls. Having lined up rather less for most previous trips only to find numerous ones dematerialising, I thought this time let's line up too many rather than too few.

And the first two calls I had tentatively lined up for myself both proved to be duds. I had visited the man behind To Die 4 Escorts of Derby some years ago, but his phone line was dead and the website has simply said it is undergoing maintenance for some time now. At the address I was told he had not been living there for some time, so I have deleted it from the website. Also in Derby, a sex shop I had the address of is clearly no longer operating. So I sought out my friend Samantha at New Escape, an appropriate name for a parlour in so far as I had to make an escape from it the first time I visited it when I came across a somewhat irrational young lady who was rather mad at me for some unknown reason and who then pursued me in a rather threatening manner, though Samantha eventually managed to constrain her so I could escape.

Now in a new very tastefully decorated premises, not too far from where they were, they have some classy ladies, including one I had come across at a bizarre parlour located in a pub complex in a service station on the A1 near Grantham, one of the most unusual locations I have known. It is no longer operating but Emma clearly has a first class body and by all accounts knows how to use it. And Samantha indicated she would be happy to treat me to a session with her some time soon.

http://www.newescape.co.uk

After I has topped up the city's leading sex shop, I headed off to Ripley and Enigma Spa. Here after concluding my business with Sue, I was offered a session with the two ladies there who were more than willing, but with another complimentary session lined for later in the day, I decided to take a raincheck and get on with more calls. Sue showed me a local newspaper cutting showing Harriet Harman visiting a local school. Sue indicated if she had only known about it upfront, she would have gone around and given the Labour deputy leader a piece of her mind. Lucky Harriet!!

http://www.enigmaspa.co.uk

I now headed off to the area's other parlour, Ceaser's in Codnor, where it had been agreed by a phone call the night before that the boss would see me there around lunch time and that is when I duly arrived, only to find it shut. Sue told me that was not unusual and when I came across their former receptionist at my next successful call in Ilkeston, it became clear that Ceaser's, which no longer boasts a website is no longer as successful as it used to be. Let us hope they can get their act back together soon.

I now tried ringing Mistress Tia of Nottingham and though I did not get through immediately she soon rang me back and told me how sorry she was that she could not make it that day. However she has indicated she is free next Thursday and is looking forward to meeting me then.

http://www.mistress-tia.com

I now headed over to Ilkeston to find out what had happened to Destiny Health Spa and it was clearly open though now called Pharaohs. I wondered if this was my old friends Helen and Sarah from Pharaohs in Leicester, but it was not. However Brandy who had run Ceasers was there as well as some other familiar faces and the place has had a serious makeover, with a fully functioning wet room installed. Brandy also indicated she would like to show me how she could perform, but with lots more calls to make I decided to pass and head on to my next call in Nottingham.

This was on the Adult Shop in Alfreton Road, a shop that has always moved plenty of my books, and which is no longer associated with the shop of the same name in Derby. I left them some more books and headed over tot he south side of the city and on my way down to Loughborough. I topped up the town's sex shop and then visited Club Classique, where I made a sale, but found the session on the house I had been expecting not materialising because they were so busy. Such is life. You win some, you lose some. Apparently they have had a minor problem with the local rag, exposing their website, while continuing to take money off them for advertising. The hypocrisy of the press is almost as bad as that of the politicians.

http://www.clubclassique.co.uk

Now it was over to Coalville and Fyona's, who have been finding life a bit tough not only with the credit crunch but also the opening of Europa in the town also. And I can understand her viewpoint. I would not think Coalville is really big enough for two parlours.

http://www.fyonas.com

After concluding my business there I headed in to Leicester and after ringing around discovered Katie was not going to be in at Ladybirds, so I first headed for Diamonds which occupies the old Pharaohs premises and which the new management are in the process of transforming and it would appear they are doing so very well. The management were however not around, so I left it that I would revisit next week.

After topping up the city's leading sex shop, I then headed over to see my friend Laura at The X-Lounge near the Station. She has developed a tidy little parlour and while, like so many parlour owners, she is mad as hell with the government, indicated she would be game for any TV appearnace I might be able to line up, which is encouraging. I sold her on my idea re advertising and then headed off to a new parlour only to find it shut, as was Foxes, another small parlour where the lady running things had indicated she would like to see me again.

http://www.x-lounge.co.uk

http://www.foxes.moonfruit.com

So I ended my day at one of my favourite parlours, Victoria House in Lutterworth. The boss was not around, but I topped up their books. This concluded a very busy day, one where unusually I had not had a chance to relax anywhere, but I have decided to revisit the area next week, when I should have more of a chance to relax and enjoy one or more of the ladies' hospitality.

http://www.victoriahouse.uk.com

And with that I headed home.

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