Two days in the Thames Valley, plus a TV interview

This two day trip down to the Reading area was going to be an interesting one. I had arranged to enjoy a session with one of the area's most notable independent working ladies, Leyla Rush of Reading and I had a TV interview lined up at Bullseye Productions of Acton, who produce the idiosyncratic programme Sexarama for Bravo TV.

I set out pretty early on Thursday, my first call being in Milton Keynes, where I was due to see the management at the new town's pre-eminent private establishment or rather group of private establishments, the House of Divine, which operate from three separate flats or houses in Central Milton Keynes, as well as having a sister establishment, Annabellas Escorts in nearby Bletchley.

I had been treated to a very enjoyable session with their veteran star Felicity a year or two back and had called in a month or so ago and had met the management who were interested in the sample entry option. However there had been a change of location of their establishments since I had last visited the area and so I had gone away and rewritten their entries. The management were there and I sorted out the entry and then went back to my car.

http://www.houseofdivine.com

http://www.annabellasescorts.com

I then rang around Milton Keynes, where there are a number of supposedly independent working ladies, I say supposedly, since many of them, even if they boast their own websites, actually work at the House of Divine. It would be silly not to if you could because it is that busy.

Most of the ladies were either unavailable or not answering their phone, but I had a brief chat with Dee, who had expressed an interest in the option. She told me she would be at another of the House of Divine locations shortly, so I headed over there. Tall with a magnificently enhanced figure and with a number of first class reviews, she has the experience to make sure her customers have a great time, but having no cash on her, after all she had only just arrived, she told me she would think about it and get back to me.

http://www.dee-escort.co.uk

I was now left wondering what I should do. I was due in Reading at 2p.m. to see Leyla Rush and it was now 11.30a.m. I popped into Asda and decided to head over to the first of my new parlour calls - Scarlets in Bicester.

I got there about 12.30p.m. and was greeted by a familiar face, a lady I had met who used to run another parlour in Banbury. She was happy to see me and I worked out what I could say about the establishment. She even decided to go for a month's sample entry option and I then headed down towards Oxford. I realised by now I would not have time to see anywhere else before 2p.m., so I then headed over to Reading and Leyla. Leyla entertains purely on an outcall basis, but she has the use of an unusual facility known simply as "The Fetish Studio". This is a log cabin at the bottom of an anonymous house's back garden. I say bottom, but actually the garden goes uphill from the house and so it is in a secluded wooded area above the house. With an entrance area, plus shower and toilet, it essentially comprises one reasonably spacious room well kitted out for either conventional or corrective purposes. Indeed it is much used by the town's dominatrixes. Leyla can be stern if need be, though her domination always is of an erotic nature and after a brief wait in my car, Leyla turned up just before two. We went up to this cabin and after a pleasant cup of coffee and a brief discussion of how I would like the session to proceed, we got on with things. Suffice it to say, I can understand how she can get away with charging £250 per hour and even more, when she goes away as a travelling companion for the odd business trip. Recently she has accompanied clients to New York, Monaco and Paris and is not only attractive, boasting a first class body, with no excess fat or sign of the child she has born, but is intelligent to boot, with a Maths degree from Reading University. She was keen afterwards to ask me if she should have done anything different, a good sign, since it shows she is keen to keep her customers happy and I made the odd minor criticism. Do not think she will fall down at what she does, however, it was one of the most enjoyable sessions I have had in a while and it is frankly amazing that she has had no independent reviews.

http://www.leyla-rush.co.uk

http://www.ukdungeonhire.co.uk

I now decided I must head off and see more of the new establishments that have opened in the area and the first one I decided to check out was the Country Retreat in Slough. This operates from an isolated, or at least as isolated as you can get in the greater Slough area, farmhouse on the northern edge of the town, actually over the county border in Buckinghamshire. I was reminded of the locations of the two Playgirls establishments, Playgirls Country Retreat and Playgirls Country Mansion, which were both cleverly located just across the county border from the town they were nearest to. The advantage of such locations, the Retreat was located in Hampshire though postally Newbury, while the Mansion was located in Bedfordshire though postally Milton Keynes is that this way, so long as two different police forces are involved, the police force from the nearby town will realise they are in another police area and leave them alone, while the force from the county they are in will assume they are in a different area, and also leave them alone. I was surprised to learn later that day that both were no longer operating. Well all good things have to come to an end, I suppose.

The Country Retreat was not however, run by the same people who ran the Playgirls establishments, indeed the person I was greeted by, a lady I had come across ten years or so ago, when she ran a much more downmarket parlour in Stoke-on-Trent, was not only surprised to see me, she did not realise I was still active, but had no knowledge of the Playgirls houses. Then again, being in Bucks or Berks makes no difference police force wise, as they are both covered by Thames Valley.

The house had three very attractive ladies there that day, who cheerfully posed for a photo in the back garden, the sun was shining, and I then headed off to my next call.

http://www.thecountryretreat.net

My next call was on Slough Massage. This had started life in a modern flat not far from the town centre and had now moved to a detached house on the northern edge of the town. Run now by an ex-working lady by the name of Danielle, who boasts a rather explicit e-mail address, which I will leave to your imagination, they were still finding their feet at their new premises and so were not yet interested in my new offer, but promised to be soon.

http://www.sloughmassage.com

The next place I had lined up for a visit was an establishment called Madam Butterfly located in Caversham, just across the Thames from Reading town centre. It took me a while to get to the road and when I got there I found I could get a line from my mobile. Unfortunately they had only told me the name of the road they were located in, not the number and so even when I drove a few blocks away and got a line, I was rather disappointed to get no answer.

Giving up on Madam Butterfly for the time being, I now headed over to Newbury, where there was a new place to check out. Again, I only had a rough location. I was told to ring them from a pub car park and initially on arrival in the town, I headed in the wrong direction for the pub. I got to the pub in the end, but even now I was led a merry song and dance by their inexperienced receptionist, who sent me off to a nearby garage, when she could have told me they were in a flat only a stone's throw from the pub.

Eventually I found it and although the receptionist did not know who I was, the lady working there, who was au fait with the management, did and apologised for the song and dance I had been led. Fallen Angels is in between premises and just treading water currently in a pretty dingy council flat. The lady I saw however assured me they would be moving shortly to much better premises and would have even shown me how well she could personally perform, but after Leyla I was still not quite feeling up to it.

After working out a website entry for them, I headed back towards Reading and my room at the Travelodge on the M4.

The following morning I was due in Acton at Bullseye Productions for a television interview for Sexarama, a programme that goes out on Bravo TV. I gave them as interesting an interview as I could manage, telling them of some of the more interesting ladies I had met in my travels, such as Tammy the Tiger, Jeanette the Tattooed Temptress, Savannah the Dublin Dynamo and Chanel, the black lady with the first class body, who works at Steam and Sun and who is always on the lookout for a new sugardaddy.

On leaving Bullseye, I headed back towards the M4 and when I got to the Heston services I rang around, firstly the sex shops I would be near in Slough, Reading and Oxford, all to no avail and then Ambience in Slough, the town's longest established private house. The proprietress had just left and I got her on her mobile, but she was unable to cancel her appointment and so after assuring her I would make sure I caught up with her the next time I was in the town, I bypassed Slough and tried Madam Butterfly again. This time I got the address and when I got there I soon came to the conclusion, that while it pretended to be a multiple lady establishment, it was essentially the same lone lady there all the time.

http://www.ambiencemassage.co.uk

With a definite call to make in Aylesbury, I now decided to head up to Oxford and got there in reasonable time. Two new establishments had opened there, replacing Venus and Sasha's both of which had recently had problems with the authorities. I kicked off with Samantha's Sirens, which operates from a council semi in Cowley. The door was opened by a very attractive leggy lady who promptly ushered me into the bathrom there, while they ushered out a customer. This was rather handy, since I needed to use the facilities there anyway and then on emerging, when I was recognised, they initially were not particularly interested in seeing me, but I was ushered into a room, with one of the working ladies and then before I knew it was joined by the boss who happened to be there at the time. We had a long and interesting chat. She could not understand why the police had raided Venus and had seen me in "The Big Questions", with her mother who had apparently commented that I knew what I was talking about, when I made my points on that programme. They were also in the process of moving to a more upmarket location and I left the question of what I could do with them somewhat in abeyance, though I got the boss's phone number and indicated I would keep in touch. Interestingly they told me the other new place - Heaven - was an offshoot of another parlour, which I knew well and sure enough this was confirmed when I got there.

With my not being able to talk to anyone in charge of things at Heaven, I then prepared to leave the city and rung my friend Zoe who runs Oasis in Banbury. She was very interested in the sample entry option, but would be busy for some time, so I told her I would pop over to Aylesbury, where I was sure I had a sale lined up, before returning to Banbury on my way home. I then rang Amy in Aylesbury and headed off there to her establishment, Supremes, a long established private flat in the Bedgrove area. Amy had some attractive staff there game for a photo which I took and after sorting out their sample entry headed over to Banbury.

On getting to the block of flats where Oasis is based, I secured admittance, without any trouble, which made a pleasant change from my last visit when I had arrived only to not be admitted for some unknown reason. This time Zoe, who had her right hand lady Amber there, also game for a photo, admitted me and proceeded with the entry. Apparently she told me both Sasha and the ladies running Venus had been somewhat cavalier in their respect for certain features of the law and that was why they, but not the Kitten Club had been raided and closed down. Interestingly, while this made more sense, it was a very different story from what I had been told at Samantha's Sirens earlier.

Anyway with those two successful sales to end the day with, I headed out of Banbury onto the M40 and back home.

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