A journey over to Nottingham, up to Bradford and then back home

It was some time since I had visited a lot of the outlets for my books in the North East Midlands and Yorkshire, so having been rung by one sex shop in Notingham, telling me they were out of one of my books, I decided I needed to visit a number of sex shops along with the two truckstops that also stock my books in this area.

I got over to Delta in Hyson Green soon after they opened at 10.30 and left them some books, before heading up to Chesterfield and Junction 29 Truckstop. Having left books there I now went over to the other truckstop I supply, CDC near Junction 1 of the M18 and then it was into Sheffield. On arriving at the second of the two sex shops I was supplying there I found no room to park,so I popped next door and parked by the rear entrance to "The Diplomat" and as I started to walk back around to "Hanky Panky", Jack the parlour's proprietor came out after me, about to ask me what the hell I was doing parking there. However once he recognised me, he changed his tune and once I had topped up Hanky Panky, I returned to The Diplomat, a well run and very spacious parlour in the Attercliffe Road, Sheffield's Massage Mile.

http://www.diplomatmassage.co.uk

Jack decided to go for a sample entry and all in all the day had started very well. I now thought I would pop in and see my friend Jackie at Kittens Penthouse, but unfortunately she was not around. So I decided since time was getting on now, that I would ring Anna at Jezebelles in Wakefield. She was happy to see me and I headed up the M1, only to get a phone call on my mobile just after I had left the motorway. I pulled over into a layby and answered it finding that Anna had been suddenly called away by her child minder and would not be able to see me. Disappointed, I rejoined the motorway and headed up to Leeds to the last shop call of the day at Simply Pleasure, which I got to by a very convenient back alley route, that I will bear in mind in future.

I now had definitely one and possibly one or two more calls at parlours in Bradford to proceed with and I first after a bit of delay getting over to Bradford visited A1 Massage in Thornton. This had always been a very downmarket parlour, but it had been taken over by a gay gentleman called Julian, whom I had first met when he ran a parlour over in Grimsby. He and his partner in the business had spent a lot of money on transforming it into one of the most luxurious parlours around. Of particular note is their stage room, which comprises a reasonably spacious wall to wall stage on which one can be seen to by ones masseuse, with mirrors both on the wall and above one, so one has a birds eye view of ones masseuse working on one.

I was treated to a session in their other massage room, the jacuzzi room, with all the three ladies present there, including my old friend Lexi, who used to run, the now regrettably closed Bentleys in Sheffield. All three - Lexi, Danielle and Tanya boasted delightful bodies and Tanya told me she felt honoured to be treating me to a session, having seen me on Tricia a few weeks back, coming up with the unusual compliment that she felt I was their union, being the only person she knew who would defend the industry on the box.

http://www.a1massage.co.uk

After selling Julian on the idea of a sample entry for the parlour, I tried ringing both Chris at XL and Tammy at the Regal Diamond Suite, the other two leading parlours in the city and both of which I felt were reasonable bets, but neither of them were around and so I headed home only stopping on the hard shoulder of the M56, when I had the misfortune of getting a flat tyre, just south of Manchester Airport.

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