Two days in Northern Lincolnshire, Hull and York

It was time for another trip over to Hull, taking in Sunthorpe and Grimsby en route and so setting off on Monday morning I got to my first call near Jn.1 of the M18 around 11, where I popped in on a truckstop that stocks my guides.

I then went on to Doncaster where I filled up with diesel and then I popped in on Arabian Nites, one of the two parlours in the town and discovered that Martin the boss there is unfortunately no longer with us, the parlour now being jointly run by his wife, Pam and their son. I had an amiable chat with Neil, who runs the place for them and then I headed on towards Scunthorpe.

http://www.arabian-nites.fortuna.uk.net

En route to Scunthorpe, I realised there was something not quite right with my windshield wipers, but I managed to get them working okay for the time being. In Scunthorpe I called on Azure, the lone establishment in the town and was very pleasantly greeted by one of the joint proprietors, Allison and Lindsey, a veteran of the industry who has also worked in Lincoln and Boston in her time, and who boasts a first class reputation. I made a successful sale and then headed on to Grimsby, where I had been contacted by Eva, a notable Hungarian redhead, who used to work at Cleopatra's when it was run by Julian some years ago and who had on one occasion back in 2003 been part of a threesome who entertained me together.

Now working on her own, she was hot stuff in 2003 and I was about to find she had not lost any of her oomph. I was practically dragged into the bedroom at her ground floor flat on the Cleethorpes side of the town and left an hour or so later thoroughly satisfied.

http://www.sexyeva.co.uk

I now moved on to visit Club 21, a somewhat peripatetic private flat that has had three different addresses already in its short life and was very pleasantly greeted by Nicky, the proprietor, a somewhat elusive lady I had not met hitherto, where I made another successful sale. A fruitless trip out of Grimsby to see a lady with the unusual moniker of Bitten followed and then I headed over to Playgirls, Grimsby's only bona fide parlour, formerly known as Nicole's, hence the website address.

http://www.club21-grimsby.co.uk

http://www.nicolesmassage.co.uk

Here I had hoped to see Deborah the boss, but she was not around. However two other people were essentially running the parlour on her behalf in her absence and I was able to do business with them instead.

That concluded my business south of the Humber and I now headed over to Hull and popped in on the Executive Suite, hoping to see Jane, who runs this parlour, one of the best in Hull. Although her mother was around, Jane is a bit under the weather and while I had a chat with her business partner over the phone, I will have to wait to conclude any business there.

http://www.executive-suite.info

With that I headed for my hotel back out of Hull along the A63 and now my wipers really played up, colliding with one another as I was heading along the dual carriageway and it was raining. Luckily it was not raining so hard I could not see any way, as I obviously had to switch the wipers off. Fortunately the following day was fine with no need to use the wipers and back home on Wednesday I discovered courtesy of my friendly local garage that when I had had my windscreen replaced by Autoglass the previous week, they had obviously not tightened up the driver's side wiper after replacing the winscreen.

The following morning I got a text telling me the person I needed to see at one parlour would not be around, so after trying another parlour without success and popping into one of the city's sex shops, I visited Club Ambience, formerly and rather confusingly run by two ladies, both called Lynne, and now run by an engaging young lady called Chrissie. I quickly sold her on the idea of advertising with me and then as I was going I found myself bumping into a gentleman who used to run a parlour in the city's Marina area and who remembered me from that time some ten or so years ago.

http://www.club-ambiance.com

Before I left the city, I thought I would try a few individual ladies based in the city and struck gold with Abbie, formerly based in Brough, but now entertaining from a luxury pad in the Marina area of the city and on this day over at her daughter's modern house in the Kingswood area of the city. We had a very pleasant and successful chat and then I headed off to York.

http://www.abbieofhull.co.uk

Here I had a pleasant chat on the phone with Cat, who unfortunately was too busy to see me then and there, but who was nevertheless keen to do business later and so after topping up the Adult Shop in Gillygate, I headed home getting back in time to enjoy a great programme on BBC4 about one of my childhood TV heroes, the comedian Arthur Haynes. Some of the sketches were simply sublime, notably the one where he played a nervous barber and another where he confronted Nicholas Parsons, playing a department store Santa. If you have not seen it catch it on Iplayer.

Blog

McCoy's Blog

Categories

Monday February 28th and Tuesday March 1st

04/03/2011