Two days checking out Essex

After several weeks spent furiously working on finishing off my new book, the third regional comprehensive guidebook, this time covering the South of England outside London, I decided since it was now in the hands of the printers, waiting for them to deliver the book and having in advance booked a Travelodge room for this Monday night near Stansted Airport, that I would pop down to and check out the scene again throughout Essex, one of my favourite counties.

It had been agreed with Kerry the supremo at A13 Bliss that provided I arrived at their establishment in good time I could enjoy a session with one or more of their ladies between 12 and 1.30 and after a pleasantly incident free journey down the M1 and around the M25 and out along the A13, I got to Hadleigh and the establishment soon after midday.

Kerry had suggested I try out a session with the mistress present that day and on meeting Miss Scarlett, I was optimistic that this could be a very enjoyable way of spending an hour or so. I explained to her that I rather fancied a role play session involving both herself and one of the other two ladies there, who would be prepared to act as a submissive. Louise, a slim attractive blonde was available and happy to also take part, in a session which involved Louise entertaining me, while Miss Scarlett acted out the role of the aggrieved partner.

http://www.a13bliss.co.uk

After a very entertaining and exhausting hour, I left for my next call. I now popped into the town's local sex shop and relieved them of some money for the new book, which I would be sending down to them later in the week. Then I headed over to Grays and Scarlets, a new private flat. What with two private flats called Scarlets in Eessex, the other is in Chelmsford and Miss Scarlet at A13 Bliss, this is a pretty scarlet county.

Here I met Tania the boss and was shown around. I took a photo of one of their ladies for a forthcoming article and then I headed back towards Southend, but instead took a diversion into Basildon to visit Nikki's in Pitsea. Here, the boss, Nikki, was only too happy to see me, though she was out and I was asked to wait outside by the ladies who did not recognise me. I only had to wait a minute and then I set to taking photos and embarking on my usual sales spiel. I had had a phone call from Nikki, some time ago asking me to recommend a lawyer, with her having problems with some police who raiding a nearby flat, for drugs, had then barged into her establishment and were about to charge her with various adult services offences, until someone obviously pointed out that Nikki's had already come to terms with the authorities vis a vis taxes etc, and should consequently be left alone. And that would appear now to be the case. Two girls were game for a photo here and I duly obliged.

http://www.nikkismassage.co.uk

I now rung Kathryn, an attractive lady whom I had thought was based in Westcliff, but who it turned out was now based in the east side of Southend between the town centre and Shoebury. From the photos I had seen of her she seemed to bear an uncanny resemblance to Kate Bush, but she was stuck in traffic in Basildon, so I left it and told her I would ring later. Realising I was short of diesel and that I felt like a bite to eat, I headed over to where I thought the local Asda was, only to discover I had got mixed up and it was a Sainsbury's. Also with the amount of rain that had fallen, the roundabout by the entrance to the supermarket was surrounded by a foot or more of water and was the most extreme case I had come across in all my recent travels of potential flooding.

I eventually found the Asda I was familiar with in this town. It is in the north west corner of the town just off the Southend Arterial, while the Sainsbury's is similarly located but in the north east corner. Meanwhile I had got a phone call from Nikki, pointing out I had left my camera at the flat, but as I was going to be going past Pitsea on the way back to Southend, this was not going to be unduly out of my way. Having picked up some sandwiches, I now had to find an Asda with a petrol station and was informed that the other Asda in the town, near the town centre had one. Having found it and filled up I looked at my map and set out on what I thought would be a fairly direct route through the Basildon housing estates to Pitsea. Halfway there I came to a no entry sign and after a brief discussion with a policeman, who was for some bizarre reason policing this road, I found myself heading back to Basildon town centre before I could head back to Pitsea.

Having picked up my camera, I rang Kathryn again, but found she was still stuck in traffic, so I rang Amy, another working lady who wanted to meet me and she also seemed agreeable to the idea, once she had got home.

So instead I headed off to Little Devils, a private flat in Leigh-on-Sea that I had visited on a number of occasions,and where I had had a superb session with a lady by the name of Cameron, who also works at Club Royale in Wickford. Talking to Sue, the boss about possibly taking the odd photo for a coming top shelf article, I discovered to my surprise that Cameron was a lesbian, not that she showed any unwillingness to give me the time of my life when I had seen her previously. Apparently, she was not interested in posing for a photo because of her girlfriend, who gets a bit jealous. It left me wondering if this was the reason a certain outspoken lesbian journalist, who is no friend of the adult services industry reserves such venom for it. Did she have a girlfriend who possibly let her down?

http://www.little-devils.co.uk

I now rang Kathryn again, who was still stuck in traffic, but who told me whereabouts she was based, so I headed over there and waited, and waited. Eventually I rang her again and got her boyfriend, who now told me Kathryn had had an accident, which she had alluded to in one of our earlier phone conversations, but which had obviously been a bit more serious that she had originally thought, since she was now at some hospital, where they were checking out her twisted ankle. Giving up on Kathryn, I now rang Amy again, pointing out I was parked in Southchurch Road, and as it turned out Amy was not that far away and after a further half hour or so, we met up at a local pub.

A very attractive and obviously a both very experienced and very confident blonde, probably in her thirties, Amy is currently mainly seeing existing regulars and was not that interested in looking for more business via a sample entry, but nevertheless, is obviously a very classy operator, and someone I look forward to seeing again, when hopefully I might get to see rather more of her.

I had already rung Club Royale and discovered the lady I had hoped to see, who runs the place with her sister, was about to call it a day, so I headed off instead to my last call of the day at Billericay Sauna, where I found both Clive, the boss and two of his regular ladies, Lauren and the original Essex Girl, their own resident wild child, Sarah, in attendance. After a long chat about developments both locally and nationally, I managed to sell both him and his ladies on the idea of a sample entry and photos for my article.

http://www.clubroyale.biz

http://www.billericaysauna.co.uk

So after a reasonably successful day, I headed off to my hotel situated in the north of the county in Great Dunmow, near Stansted airport. My first call of the following day was on Chelsea of Harlow, a lady who had, it turned out, first heard of me when she worked at Leah's in Ilford. I got down to the house, she works from, an unusually designed modern terraced house, which she rents from someone she knows in good time and she decided to go for a two month sample entry. Indeed she is advertising like it is going out of fashion currently, being Adult Work's escort of the week, which is costing her approximately a grand. I then tried ringing both Stansted Escorts and Dunmow's local beauty, Lucy Hunter, but the lady I needed to see at Stansted Escorts was not available and I got no answer from Lucy Hunter, so I headed off to Colchester, where I had two private flats to check out and a sex shop to visit.

En route I decided to drive through the picturesque North Essex town of Coggeshall, to which I had a personal connection, but which I had never visited and which unusually twenty years or so ago, was the nation's murder capital, with several murders of note gracing the tabloids. As I suppose I had subconsciously expected, it was a very attractive little town, barely bigger than a village, but I wasted little time there and headed on to Colchester, where I first called on Adult Emporium, the local independent sex shop. Steve bought a couple of the existing books and also paid for ten of the new one, which I duly sent down to him later in the week. I now headed over to Bond Babes, where I met up yet again with Avril, who runs the flat, but who is calling it a day soon, handing over rather conveniently to Sandy, the working lady who was busy there that day and whom consequently I could meet.

From here I now headed over to Sherie's Extreme Team, a new outfit, operating out of a modern luxury flat near the station. So was Asda, so I used the opportunity to get some food and then called around to meet Sherie and her ladies. Charm itself, I found myself meeting a veritable veteran of the industry, who had she told me ran Dreams of Walthamstow back in the eighties, long before Terry, the current boss emerged on the scene. I was also treated to a very enjoyable session with Lucy, a shapely brunette who keeps fit by horse riding, indeed her principle occupation is that of a riding instructress, her massage activities, merely being a sideline.

http://www.sheriesextremeteam.co.uk

I now headed down to Chelmsford and Scarletts. I had already visited the flat once before, but wanted on this occasion to meet up with Adele, a lady who works there and who had contacted me earlier in the year. I had thought she might have wanted to entertain me, and she boasts a delightful body, but she was simply interested in advertising and since she has had few reviews, it did make it difficult to say too much about her. Then again, as I often think, "You win some, you lose some"

http://www.scarletsinchelmsford.co.uk

http://www.blondeadele.co.uk

I had hoped now to revisit A13 Bliss, since I had hopes of taking photos or coming up with a sample entry for them and Kerry had been absent when I was entertained by Miss Scarlett and Louise the previous day, but for some obscure reason, Kerry did not want to see me, so instead I headed into Greater London and visited Jemma's in Chadwell Heath. Kay, the boss, was only too happy to see me and also there was a lady who did a grand job of entertaining me a few years back, the lovely Keeley, but with her partner absent, she could not make any decisions and so I headed on to Varieties, the parlour run by the ever irrepressable Donna, whom I had first met in Holloway and who since then has operated her establishment from Bermondsey, West Kensington, Dagenham, when she was the parlour that featured in the Women's Institute Channel 4 documentary and recently South Ockendon, but who is now in a non descript house in Seven Kings, the east end of Ilford.

http://www.varietiesmassage.com

The place she operated from in Dagenham was a delight, though hardly conventional, comprising a couple of containers adjoining and on one side connected to and sharing to a limited extent premises with a large industrial unit on an estate there. She had well and truly tarted up the various parts of her establishment and apparently the landlady, after the TV programme, decided she could make a better job of things than Donna. Unsurprisingly Donna disagrees and that makes sense, given the number of times I have come across amateurs running these establishments and unsurprisingly doing disastrously. Apparently, the South Ockendon house she used for only a month or so, was a beauty, but I am sure Donna will sort herself out in due course. She always has in the past. And with that I headed out to the Motorway network and home.

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