A profitable day in Rochdale, Oldham & Bury

I have rather neglected Greater Manchester recently, so felt a day visiting parlours in its northern fringe would be not only appropriate but also quite possibly profitable and so I set out at about 9a.m. to visit the area and got to my first port of call Rochdale at about 10.30a.m. The town's only purely massage parlour is located only a stone's throw from the town's principle sex shop and while I was not expecting Jane, at Bailey's the parlour, to turn up until 11, Simply Pleasure was already open. So I went in and found a lady who recognised me having met me previously at their sister shop in Oldham. After checking with their area manager, she agreed to take some books and maps and told me she would ring Oldham to alert them to my visiting them later. Curiously I had initially parked my car in the top end of Milnrow Rd., by a square in which one can park one's car but one has to pay for the privilege. Where I had parked it I had twenty minutes free parking, but curiously across the road in School Lane, one had an hour's free parking, so within yards of one another one had pay and display, twenty minutes free or an hour free, and there was plenty of room to park in all three locations. I do not think in all my time parking my car and often having to pay all around this island, I have come across such bizarre proximity of different charges. Then again Rochdale also boasts a road called, believe it or not Uncouth Rd., so perhaps I should not be surprised.

I moved my car to the hour long free area, as I espied a traffic warden checking out the cars and by now it was 11, so I sauntered over to Bailey's. Jane the boss was now there and since she had contacted me a few months back suggesting I called to check out the refurbishment, I was duly obliging. She opted for the sample entry option and I took a photo of Cody a lady who was game for being photographed and then I headed off to Oldham.

http://www.rochdalemassage.co.uk

I arrived at the Georgian about 12, where I found myself greeted not only by Anne, but also by her husband Barry. They are expanding their empire by taking over further neighbouring premises and are now moving into limo services. Anne was initially sceptical about my sample entry option, but once she realised what a bargain it was she changed her mind. She had just committed herself to a lot of expensive online advertising with Loot, who have well and truly taken over from the Manchester Evening News as the place where anybody who is anybody in this industry advertises in the North West. Curiously everybody I have talked to tells me that the M.E.N.'s no adult adverts policy has done them a big favour, by saving them a load of cash and has not hit their business at all. And Loot do not put on the same restrictive conditions, such as no websites listed, no reference to McCoy's etc.

http://www.thegeorgian.co.uk

From Oldham it was over to Middleton, Steve Coogan's home town, and Salon 38. I had already succeeded in convincing the boss here of the benefit of a sample entry and so had little work to do here. Just picking up the money and uploading the entry. It would have been nice to have taken a photo and one of the two ladies there would have looked good, but went into the room for a session just after I arrived. Irene the manageress however indicated she would forward me a photo later.

I now headed over to Radcliffe, where I had two calls. the first was on Christina's Palace, a very luxurious parlour and the only parlour to open in the area since the M.E.N.'s advert boycott. There I found myself talking to an old acquaintance, whom I vaguely recognised, by the name of Nikita. She informed me the last time we had met was at Xanadu when it was raided by the police, the only time I had been in a parlour for a police raid in twelve years of visiting these places and that she had shown me how good at her job she was when she was called Nicole or Sabrina at Liaisons in Ashton Road, Oldham, now sadly closed. She certainly had a reasonable body, though I could not recollect her seeing me, but then again, there have been so many, it is easy to forget. She was obviously not a superstar, or I would have remembered, but she was obviously not a dud either. Again I made a sale and then having taken a photo of the three ladies there, it was on my way to their rivals in the town, Gemini.

http://www.christinaspalace.co.uk

Gemini is no longer run by Jackie, who I had met before in Cadishead, but by a new lady by the name of Karen who e-mailed me only recently. She has certainly transformed the place, though it looks much the same from the outside. There is now a hot tub, essentially a giant jacuzzi, and an infrared sauna and they even have a reasonable dungeon upstairs now. I made another sale, took a photo of the most attractive lady there and headed off to Bury, where my first call was on La Maison, the new name for the former Notorious Girls, which in turn had been before that Discretion and before that the Premier Lounge. This parlour is the most luxurious in Greater Manchester if not the country and the name change results from yet another recent change of management.

http://www.lamaisonbury.co.uk

As before the girls there look delightful and it has so much promise. Let us hope the next change of management is some time hence. My final call of the day was on World Famous Babes of Bury, the sister parlour to the justifiably famous World Famous Babes of Swinton. I showed the receptionist the sample entry option and was told that one of the two joint bosses was coming over shortly, so I waited and waited. He had got stuck in traffic, but when John finally turned up I showed him what I had to offer. It was a hard sale and he wants some sophisticated feedback on how many people are accessing their website from mine, which I will have to get my computer associates to organise with his. He also seemed to believe the nonsense that has been doing the rounds lately in Manchester that I am a busted flush. I pointed out to him that all the knockers were simply jealous and no one else in this industry was prepared to go on the box and defend it and when they were prepared to do the same I might pay them some attention. Eventually he succombed and that made it a totally successful seven sales from seven visits, the best day I had had in a while.

http://www.worldfamousbabes.com

I was now planning on heading home and popping into Excell in Crewe to enjoy a session with their new star turn, Sarah. When I rang however they were about to call it a day and had actually been expecting me last week, when I was in East Anglia. I will have to have a chat with Tina the boss and arrange another day for a visit to this apparently delightful lady.

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