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The weather forecast had varied markedly over the previous few days. On Wednesday it looked as though we were heading for a nationwide deluge on Friday, but the revised forecast the following day seemd to indicate the rain would be restricted to the South Coast. However the night before I set out for Sheffield, what with all the floods in the Thames Valley, we were being warned of apocalyptic weather. As it turne out it was not that bad in Sheffield, being dry until lunchtime and then just drizzle apart from running into some stormy weather when I had almost got home. So my decision to go had been a good one.

I had also lined up plenty of calls, which considering Sheffield is probably the city least affected by parlour closures, was not that difficult to arrange. Getting to the Attercliffe Road about 9.45, I popped into the Naughty Company and topped up their books first of all and then headed back down the road to The Diplomat, where I was warmly greeted by Jack, the proprietor. I quickly made a sale and then headed over the road to GFE, one of the most reported on parlours in Britain. One lady I caught sight of there was gorgeous, so even if there is only an ounce of truth in all the reviews the ladies here get, I can understand why they get such top class reviews and they do include one lady, I have had personal experience of and who is a veritable superstar, the one and only Candice. Here I met Glyn, who manages their website and I had a long chat with him regarding what we could do for them. I will be back in touch with them before too long.

http://www.diplomatmassage.co.uk

At Unit 8, which will of course be featuring in the documentary, Love for Sale, that I will be also featuring in on Channel 4, before too long, I was greeted by The proprietor, Les, who has added a pool table to the facilities. Saffron, the gabby blonde, who can talk for England and who talked at length to Rupert Everett, during our filming in Sheffield is thankfully no longer working at Unit 8, but I found myself in conversation, with an attractive raven haired lady called Cathy. Les duly paid for a sample entry and I now headed off towards the Chesterfield Rd.

http://www.gfe-massage.co.uk

I now headed in towards the city centre along the Attercliffe Rd. and visited Pandora's. I had talked to my contact there, who suggested I see one of two ladies and when I arrived there, Anne was there, but was unable to help me, so I now crossed the road to Kittens Penthouse, where I had similar luck, the ladies there having no idea when Stacey would be coming in. I managed to talk to her on the phone, but, it was finally left that I would ring them the following day, when they would pay for a sample entry advert by credit card.

http://www.sheffieldmassageparlour.co.uk

The next parlour on my list to visit was City Sauna, a parlour occupying a building long used by various parlours and historically not the most upmarket of establishments. However recently it had been getting good few decent reviews and clearly the most recent proprietors had given the building a pretty comprehensive revamp. I had been in toucgh by phone the previous day and it was suggested I see Jenny, who was there, and who after I explained what I was doing, informed me that her parents the bosses, would be in shortly. I was shown around and after going through what I could do for them, successfully made a sale.

http://www.citysaunasheffield.co.uk

I now had one parlour in the Attercliffe Road area to check out, the luxurious Paradise Studio, but when I got there I discovered the proprietor, Adrian was on holiday, so I explained why I was in town to the receptionist and headed off to Handsworth and Unit 8.

http://www.paradisestudio.co.uk

The heavens opened en route to Unit 8, but I was greeted as usual in as friendly a manner as I could habe hoped for by Les and was introduced to a new find, a slim attractive raven haired lady by the name of Cathy. Thankfully, Saffron, the gabby blonde, who could talk for England and who talked at great length to Rupert Everett, when he came over with me to visit this parlour last year, is now history, but despite it not getting much in the way of reviews, I am impressed. They have even added a pool table since my last call.

http://www.unit8massage.co.uk

I now tried ringing Classic Touch, but Chris suggested my best course of action would be to ring Angie, on Saturday, so I headed now for Starlight, which has dropped the Thai from its name and is under new management. Simon, the new boss is still getting his act together and only had one lady there and was clearly not that busy, but he seems keen and we can only wait and see how this parlour develops over the coming months. This just left New Cameo. Geoff has apparently now gone back to Thailand for good and I was greeted warmly by the new lady in charge, Joanne. Apparently Health and Safety have shut down the dungeon, but I gave her a domination mug any way and explained what I could do for her. She promised to consider it, but needed to discuss with her husband. I will get back to her next week and with that I headed home.

http://www.parlour.co.uk

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