McCoy's Guide

George's Overview

Rating:

McCoy's View:

The noted lady at both the now closed Deluxe Lounge and the agency MK Angels, Helen is one of Milton Keynes' best, a delicious redhead, who has lost what little excess weight she once had and is now fit and ready to take clients on in a conventional vanilla manner or in a somewhat kinky manner as Mistress Helen or if you feel up to it a cocktail of both manners. As flexible as one could imagine, sessions can last anything from an intense half an hour to an indulgent four hour long dinner date. Either way, this energetic minx will have you crawling up the wall before she has finished with you. She has her no go areas, not being prepared to be spanked or submissive and A-levels are off limits, but as a fully trained masseuse, she can come up with body 2 body or a slippery nuru massage if required. And with more on line reviews than practically any other lady in the town, you will be attended to, not just by a notable escort, but by what could almost qualify as a legend. Based in a luxury apartment in Central Milton Keynes, she is available most days, though she has days away in Birmingham and Central London every month so pre-booking is advised to avoid disappointment. P.S. And if you quote that you have come to see her, because you saw her on McCoy's, she will give you a £10 discount.

Entries personal statement:

These services are at discretion on physical presentation

DFK / OWO / CIM / Facials

"Mouth"; - No signs of herpes / cold sores
or cottonmouth or glue gob so all fresh, clean and hydrated

"Penis"; - Clean & healthy with no marks, growths, weird smells or discharge and knob cheese
Your foreskin must come all the way back

"Testing" - Please get yourself tested regularly

"High riskers" - not wanted or its all covered up til tested
Dogging, Swinging, BB, Foreign Sex holidays in high-risk areas ie Africa

My NO's
Bareback
Stealthing (removal of condom during session)
Anal (Receiving)
Submissive services (Receiving )
For Example - Pinching, pulling, biting & slapping is not wanted. Please seek a sub girl who offers it!
We can have a glass of wine (If you turn up drunk you will be refused service)
Drugs (I do not partake and will refuse service)
Smoking - No smoking is allowed in my apartment
I am not comfortable with illicit drug use or cannabis/marijuana smells on person or clothing.
I will treat you, how you treat me
Haggling either way - discount when no special offer is on OR trying to offer more money for a "no condom" service
I do not see disrespectful / aggressive / arrogant customers these will be politely refused & blocked!

Appearance:

A tall, slim yet curvy redhead in her thirties